TO GOD OF BAT QOL : SERENADE THE BROKEN LEFT WING OF THAT PLANE, IN FRONT OF ALL SEALS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBvuhBBhvA

AS YOU FACE THE NOSE, COCKPIT OF PLANE, IT'S A BROKEN LEFT WING.

ARRANGE A CHEERFUL, CALM POKER FACE, AND GET WIT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, AND THE PILOTS.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=na5lX4L8ov4

TO THE FUTURE CACTUS 1549'ER.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0ReVjjBr0

...AND WE BETTER TRACK DOWN THE EAGLES, IN COLORADO.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIkZjlqvYs

DEAR AHEAD OF TIME GOD,

GET ALL OF THE FLIGHT PLANS/ITINERARIES, AHEAD OF TIME, SO WE CAN PRACTICE THESE EMERGENCY LANDINGS, WITH SEARCH AND RESCUE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfjB5P7RS0

I HAVE TO RUN PLANS A THROUGH Z, THROUGH THE NUCLEAR RISK ASSESSMENT MAPS.

TO VINCE,

THAT PLANE HAS A COCAINE CARGO LOAD TOO.

THEY LIED TO ME, VINCE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfjB5P7RS0

THAT IS A MISSILE WARHEAD TOO...WTF, VINCE?

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS, VINCE :

http://heroicrelics.org/info/redstone/redstone-warhead-section.html




I SENSE ONLY HEEBIE JEEBIES.


ARRANGE MY FACE INTO ISLEYSL BRUDDAHS, SINGING "WHO'S THAT LADY," IF THEY ARE SOL PAISES...

PRACTICE SINGING THIS SONG TO THE CONTROLLERS OF THE MISSILES.


MY VOICE WOULD BE BREAKING, FROM THE HOSTAGE CRISES...


OPEN THE JESUSLAND PORTAL.

WE HAVE TO RUN THE SEALS INTO IT, TO MAKE SURE JESUSLAND, AND THE HOLY GRAIL DON'T GET CONTAMINATED, IN ANY WAYS.


THESE ARE THE DAYS, OF HIGHLY UNPLEASANT TERRORISTS, WHO LOVE TO "SEE YOU WAVING YOUR PUSSY AROUND, IN LITTLE GIRL, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE PANTIES."

PEDOPHILES. 

PRETEND THAT WE ARE BON JOVI, AND DEF LEPPARD FANS.


FORCE DELTA THROUGH THE PORTAL.


WE GOTTA LIE, AND LET ST. MICHAEL SWITCH IN, FOR THESE JIHADISTS.


PRETEND THAT WE WUZ GRIEVING THEIR DEATHS.







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