TO ALL ENLISTED : GRAVY COOKING COMPETITIONS ARE NEEDED :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8yBrdC2as8

BISCUITS :

BUTTERMILK, SELF-RISING FLOUR, LARD ARE THE SECRET :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wGqUBXhSd8

USE IT FOR THE NEW THANKSGIVING STUFFING THIS YEAR.

NAME THE NEW THANKSGIVING STUFFING TOO :

TRUMP-IS-A-DEAD-BITCH-NOW STUFFING;).

GRITS DRESSING RECIPES :

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/grits-dressing-368277

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/grits-dressing

FOR THE HAWAIIAN LUAU, GATHER ALL OF THE FERAL PIGS :

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2019/11/22/pork-recall-morris-meat-packing-recalls-515-000-pounds-products/4277618002/

SWITCH TO JAPANESE SEAWEED SALADS TOO :

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2019/11/22/romaine-lettuce-safety-alert-e-coli-outbreak-expanded/4274292002/

SWITCH TO THE WILD GAME MEATS, SUCH AS WHOKE, FRESHLY HUNTED, SLAUGHTERED, BUTCHERED WILD DEER, BUT COOK EVERYTHING IN THE FOOD-GRADE, MERLOT WINES, FROM THE WINERY AT HOLY CROSS ABBEY.

https://abbeywinery.com

HUNT DOWN AT LEAST 90% OF ALL DEER, IN THE U.S., FOR THANKSGIVING.