TO ALL GERMAN, FIRST-GENERATION IMMIGRANTS, OF DC METRO : IT'S REAL SERIOUS THIS TIME, LUTHERAN PASTORS, OF LITTLE GERMANY :

YOU HAVE TO HANDLE THE CRISIS OF CHAD, SKKKOTT HAVING A GAY AFFAIR, THEN, TARGETING THE SMALLEST, BATTERED, MOLESTED MUMS, OF LITTLE GERMANY.

THE COMMUNITIES ARE BEING TORN APART, BY KKKOWARDLY, ANABOLIKKK STEROIDAL, 'ROID RAGING FAGGOTS, JAMES, ALL CHURCH ELDERS, OF THORNTON, COLORADO, SOCIOLOGISTS OF CU DENVER, ALL OF MEG RYAN'S FANS, AND ALL OF BOULDER POLICE DEPARTMENT.

PLACE A CROSS, WITH TWO WWI RIFLES, ON THE STAGE, THEN, LEAD A GRAPHIC, VENGEFUL FEKKIN' PRAYER, TO ACTIVATE ALL PRISON CHURCHES, BEFORE WE ALL DIE FROM THESE KKK MILITIAS.