TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN N.C.I.S., ASIAN-AMERICAN C.I.A., AND ASIAN-AMERICAN HOMELAND SECURITY:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/25/politics/secretary-defense-mattis-south-korea-japan/index.html
THE BRIEFCASE THEY'RE CARRYING ISN'T BULLET-PROOFED, AND RFID BLOCKED FROM THE NAZI-DAESH TERRORISTS. WE BETTER REMOVE EVERYONE THAT WAS AROUND THEM THAT DAY, TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ELECTRONIC DEVICES ARE SECURED APPROPRIATELY.
***U.S. ARMY RANGER, JOSH WHITMORE, THE NAZI-DAESH TERRORISTS CAME TO ROB WILLY PETTIS OF THE BLACK DIAMONDS. THEY ASSASSINATED HIM FOR THEM. WE NEED TO GET THE FURMINATOR CAT BRUSH, FOR MARTIN, BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WAITING IN THE BASEMENT FOR WILLY TO BRUSH HIM. POSSIBLY, MARTIN NEEDS TO GET THE LION'S CUT AT PETSMART GROOMING SHOP, AND HIS ANAL GLANDS EXPRESSED. PLEASE FEED HIM THE HAIRBALL REMEDY, PUT A BELL, BREAKAWAY, REFLECTIVE, TAGGED COLLAR ON MARTIN, AND DEWORM HIM, IN CASE HE ATE A SQUIRREL. WILLY NEEDS HIS CAT MARTIN TAKEN CARE OF EVERYDAY. USUALLY, WILLY BRUSHES HIM EVERYDAY. HIS FUR HAS TO BE BRUSHED UP, THEN DOWN, TO PREVENT THE TANGLES AND HAIRBALLS. MARTIN AND BECKY BOTH NEED THEIR NAILS CLIPPED EVERY WEEK.***
THE BRIEFCASE THEY'RE CARRYING ISN'T BULLET-PROOFED, AND RFID BLOCKED FROM THE NAZI-DAESH TERRORISTS. WE BETTER REMOVE EVERYONE THAT WAS AROUND THEM THAT DAY, TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ELECTRONIC DEVICES ARE SECURED APPROPRIATELY.
***U.S. ARMY RANGER, JOSH WHITMORE, THE NAZI-DAESH TERRORISTS CAME TO ROB WILLY PETTIS OF THE BLACK DIAMONDS. THEY ASSASSINATED HIM FOR THEM. WE NEED TO GET THE FURMINATOR CAT BRUSH, FOR MARTIN, BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WAITING IN THE BASEMENT FOR WILLY TO BRUSH HIM. POSSIBLY, MARTIN NEEDS TO GET THE LION'S CUT AT PETSMART GROOMING SHOP, AND HIS ANAL GLANDS EXPRESSED. PLEASE FEED HIM THE HAIRBALL REMEDY, PUT A BELL, BREAKAWAY, REFLECTIVE, TAGGED COLLAR ON MARTIN, AND DEWORM HIM, IN CASE HE ATE A SQUIRREL. WILLY NEEDS HIS CAT MARTIN TAKEN CARE OF EVERYDAY. USUALLY, WILLY BRUSHES HIM EVERYDAY. HIS FUR HAS TO BE BRUSHED UP, THEN DOWN, TO PREVENT THE TANGLES AND HAIRBALLS. MARTIN AND BECKY BOTH NEED THEIR NAILS CLIPPED EVERY WEEK.***
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