TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN/FROM THE C.I.A.:

WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH THE SHERIFF'S DEPUTY, TONY, AND THE APARTMENT 207 FEMALE, VIOLENT PIMP/GIMP, ASHLEY, ALONG WITH THE EVICTED, IRISH-AMERICAN BIKER ALCOHOLIC, A NATIVE AMERICAN ACTIVIST, SMASH BURGER COOK, AND MUM OF A PEDIATRICIAN SCHOLARSHIP STUDENT, WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE, HAS OBVIOUSLY ESCALATED TO NAZI-DAESH TERRORISM. PLEASE BRING EVERYONE, AND THEIR LOOKALIKES IN, FOR C.I.A. INTERROGATIONS. THERE WAS AN ALTERCATION BETWEEN APARTMENT 207 AND TONY. BRING IN NATHAN HICKS AND THE ENTIRE KIA LAKEWOOD, COLORADO DEALERSHIP, AS THEY'RE PARTICIPATING IN NAZI-DAESH TERRORISM.