TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN/FROM VIRGINIA: PLEASE TRY TO DRESS AS IF YOU WERE HOMELESS, TO PREVENT BEING ROBBED/MUGGED ON THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, AND HELP THE STUDENTS DRESS IN MORE IMPOVERISHED STYLES ON THE PUBLIC SCHOOL BUSES:
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OTHERWISE, THE DRUG CARTELS WILL TAKE THE SCHOOL BUSES AND PUBLIC TRAINS, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SHUTTLES, BUSES HOSTAGE IF THEY NOTICE EXPENSIVE DRESS, BRITISH, AUSSIE, FRENCH ACCENTS, AND ELECTRONIC DEVICES. TRY TO SOUND LIKE A SOUTHERN, ILLITERATE INDIVIDUAL IN PUBLIC. SPEAK AT A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL. TRY TO WEAR THRIFT STORE RAGS, WITH DUCT TAPED OUTERWEAR.
OTHERWISE, THE DRUG CARTELS WILL TAKE THE SCHOOL BUSES AND PUBLIC TRAINS, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SHUTTLES, BUSES HOSTAGE IF THEY NOTICE EXPENSIVE DRESS, BRITISH, AUSSIE, FRENCH ACCENTS, AND ELECTRONIC DEVICES. TRY TO SOUND LIKE A SOUTHERN, ILLITERATE INDIVIDUAL IN PUBLIC. SPEAK AT A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL. TRY TO WEAR THRIFT STORE RAGS, WITH DUCT TAPED OUTERWEAR.
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