TO WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH:

REMEMBER WHEN THE "AMERICA'S PSYCHIC CHALLENGE" GLBTQ, WHITE MAN WITH A TATTOOED NECK CAME BY RED ROCKS COMMUNITY COLLEGE, TO MIND RAPE ALL BOYS FROM THE CHURCHES? SAVE A FEW SEALS IN THE HOMELAND, FOR THE INTERROGATIONS REQUIRED, TO FIND OUT WHY HE RAPED, THEN MURDERED HIS GAY LOVER. SOME SEALS NEED TO BE SENT ON A WALKABOUT, WITH CATHOLIC SASR, FROM THE OUTBACK, TO PREVENT FUTURE RAPE JIHADISTS.