TO ALL BATTERED MUMS AND ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/12/28/german-agricultural-minister-/95910498/

IT'S BECAUSE OF THE CANNIBALS WHO DENY CLIMATE CHANGE. TRY TO ENCOURAGE TABBOULEH, BAKED, FAT-FREE FALAFEL BALLS, MIDDLE EASTERN VEGETARIAN DISHES ALONGSIDE THE COLON CANCER-CAUSING, HEART ATTACK-INDUCING FOODS IN EUROPE, AND ALL LITTLE EUROPE'S OF WORLD.

FROM NOW ON, GATHER PETA TO HOST HAWAIIAN LUAUS ON ALL U.S. MILITARY BASES WITH MIDDLE EASTERN, MUSLIM FEMINISTS.

http://www.theglowingfridge.com/low-fat-vegan-falafel/

http://pinchofyum.com/simple-6-ingredient-baked-falafel

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/jamie-olivers-15min-falafel-52277001

http://www.peta.org/living/food/vegan-burger-recipes-thatll-blow-your-mind/

PLEASE COMBINE ALL BANKRUPT RESTAURANTS, BISTROS TOGETHER WITH MUSLIM FEMINISTS, AND TURN THEM ALL INTO POSHTELS, OR POSH HOSTELS.