TO ALL FEMINISTS:


CHRISTMAS SWEATERS NEED TO BE REPURPOSED FOR NEXT YEAR'S TACKY, REGIFTING PRESENTS, E.G. THROW PILLOW COVERS, AT ALL ARTS CENTERS. CHOP UP THE HORRID FRUIT CAKES, FOR CHOCOLATE GANACHE CAKE, "DECONSTRUCTED." IT CAN BE TURNED INTO CHRISTMAS PUDDING, AND YORKSHIRE BARM BRACK, HOPEFULLY. IT'LL TASTE BETTER BLENDED WITH EGGNOG AND ADDED INTO RED VELVET CUPCAKES, WITH MASCARPONE CREAM CHEESE ICING.




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