TO ALL UNIVERSITIES: GATHER THE MUSLIM, FEMINIST SCHOLARSHIP STUDENTS TO FREE, ALL-INCLUSIVE THAI-AUSTRALIAN SPA RESORTS IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, WITH ALL AUSTRALIAN YACHT CLUBS, IN HOPES WE CAN MARKET THEM AS FUTURE GENERAL PRACTITIONERS, SPECIALIZING IN OPIATE, AND HEROIN ADDICTION:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/23/travel/wellness-retreats-2017/index.html

FOR SOME REASON, IN THE DENVER METRO AREA, WITH THE RECENT RASHES OF MURDERS, NOW I SPEAK WITH AN AUSSIE ACCENT AT NIGHT, HALF-ASLEEP. THE LOGICAL, LEFT SIDE OF MY BRAIN KICKS IN, AND WORRIES ABOUT WHAT THE GAY/FEMINIST, AUSTRALIAN SASR WANT ME TO DO, IF ANYMORE "KOPS" (KU KLUX KLAN) LICENSE PLATE VEHICLES PRETENDING TO BE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS/AGENTS PULL ME OVER FOR MY PHONE NUMBER. SADLY, THIS MEANS I SEEM MORE LIKELY A LOST TOURIST, OR EASY PREY.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/heres-whats-open-on-christmas-day-in-denver

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/1-wounded-in-north-denver-shooting

http://www.9news.com/news/denver-1-dead-4-injured-in-separate-christmas-morning-stabbings/377863565

WE SIMPLY CANNOT CHARGE HIGHER FINES ON AIRBNB/VACATION HOME RENTALS, WITHOUT INCREASING SOCIAL SERVICES AND VICTIMS' ASSISTANCE FUNDING. MANY WELSH, BRITISH, MOLESTED, PREGNANT TEENS, THEIR BATTERED GRANDMOTHERS AND GRANDCHILDREN ARE VISITING US, FOR THE FIRST TIME. THEY NEED CATHOLIC VICTIMS' ADVOCATES, IN CASE LAW ENFORCEMENT INQUIRE ABOUT WHY THEY'RE NOT IN ACCORDANCE WITH CHILD CUSTODY LAWS IN THE U.K., AS THEY FLEE BRITISH MULTI-MILLIONAIRES, WHO RAPED THEIR U.S. NAVY RADIOMEN WIVES/GLBTQ SPOUSES.

http://www.denverpost.com/2016/12/25/fines-denver-short-term-vacation-rental/

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/woman-caught-stealing-gloves-with-young-girl

http://www.9news.com/news/local/firefighters-band-together-to-help-injured-friend/376669684

BELOW, I SUSPECT JEREMY PEREA COMMITTED THIS HIT-AND-RUN:

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/24/police-search-for-hit-run-driver-who-killed-soldier/

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/23/syrian-refugees-colorado-nawara-chakaki/

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/23/3-dead-in-wrong-way-crash-in-southern-colorado/

SAY THIS IN MY "WHITE CHICKS"  VALLEY GIRL, CALIFORNIAN ACCENT, WHILE HOLDING A TEACUP YORKIE-CHIHUAHUA MIX PUPPY:

EWWW, GROOOSSSS, DADDY, AND ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS! REMEMBER THOSE DISGUSTING "SPRING-BREAKER" FRAT BOYS, WHO HOWLED ON THE STREETS OF FLORIDA, IN MOPEDS, INEBRIATED, LECHEROUSLY LEERING, AND ATTEMPTING TO PICK-UP THE RADIOMEN VETERANS? THEY'RE NOW MALL SECURITY, LIVESTREAMING LITTLE, CALIFORNIAN GIRLS FRANTICALLY CHANGING OUT OF ACCIDENT UNDIES IN THE DRESSING ROOM, AFTER BEING MOLESTED BY SECURITY GUARDS THERE. A "NIGHT COURT" BAILIFF, WHOSE 6'8 TALL, NAMED JAMES KKKOMEY DESCENDED UPON THE JON BENET RAMSEY-LOOKALIKE GIRL, PRETENDING TO BE SANTA CLAUS, WHILE PATTING AT THEIR LAP, SAYING, "C'MERE, SIT ON MY LAP, BABY CAKES." GROOOSSSS!!!

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/24/15-year-old-faces-assault-charge-after-another-teen-is-critically-hurt-in-shooting/

BEFORE THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION BEGINS, I KNOW ERIK PRINCE DOES THESE HEINOUS, MASS MURDERING SPREES ONTO ALL RADIOMEN WITH RED SCARVES, ATTEMPTING NOT TO BE SHOT "ACCIDENTALLY," BY HIS NRA HUNTERS.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/24/deadly-road-rage-shooting-remains-unsolved/

NOOOO, DADDY, AND ALL POLAR BEAR HUNTERS FROM VIRGINIA, I CAN'T BE TAKEN BY ANY BOBCATS IN COLORADO. I THINK BEARS, RABID FOXES, COYOTES, BUBONIC PLAGUE-INFECTED PRAIRIE DOGS, AND MOUNTAIN LIONS ARE ENOUGH HERE.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/24/couple-calls-911-after-rare-bobcat-car-collision/

GET THE VETERINARIANS AND RANCHERS TO CREATE MOBILE, CANINE BLOOD BANKS, ARTIFICIAL, CANINE BLOOD BANKS, AND BONE MARROW BANKS FOR ALL ANIMAL SHELTERS IN COLORADO, WITH THE AMERICORPS AND PEACE CORPS. REMIND PETA THAT BOBCATS, COYOTES, MOUNTAIN LIONS, AND BEARS SAVAGELY CONSUME GREAT DANE-SIZED DOGS, LIKE A CHICKEN NUGGET IN COLORADO. TINY CHILDREN WITH PANIC ATTACKS AND BRONCHITIS WOULD BE FEROCIOUSLY ATTACKED BY PACKS OF THESE WILD ANIMALS.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2016/12/25/dogs-in-high-spirits-as-they-recover-after-apparent-mistreatment/

http://www.westword.com/arts/the-six-best-family-friendly-activities-in-denver-this-weekend-8568412

http://www.westword.com/music/the-best-concerts-in-denver-this-weekend-december-23-25-8621562

http://www.westword.com/arts/ten-things-to-do-in-denver-for-10-or-less-six-free-december-23-25-8610097

http://www.westword.com/news/how-frontiers-denver-disaster-is-causing-issues-angering-customers-across-the-us-8620936

http://www.westword.com/news/why-so-many-of-colorados-91-000-new-residents-have-moved-to-denver-8416773

http://www.westword.com/news/six-examples-of-hate-crimes-in-denver-since-the-presidential-election-8545358

http://www.westword.com/news/how-many-homeless-have-died-from-hypothermia-in-denver-8615158

***FOR COLLEGE "BLUE BALLS FESTIVALS, TO WATCH ALL COLLEGE BLUE-GREY BOWLS, WITH THE GLBTQ SEALS, ALWAYS REMIND BOBBY'S COUNTRY CLUBS AND U.V.A. FOOTBALL TEAM TO REMINISCE ABOUT "COOKIE MAN"/ANDREW ALEXANDER, WHO PROBABLY BECAME AN F.B.I. AGENT IN MY HOMESTATE OF VIRGINIA. ALSO, REMIND ALL GLBTQ ACTIVISTS TO SEND EYE CANDY, WITH EGYPTIAN FEMINISTS, FOR MY "LESBIAN STRIPPERS," THE SEAL INSTRUCTORS, AS F.B.I. DECOYS.***