TO ALL BRITISH, ST. MICHAEL, AND GOD :

I WEPT, WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE BRITISH SAILORS WERE DYING, IN THE UK, GOD. 

WHEN THE PANDEMIC THERE HIT THEM, IT SEEMED LIKE THAT BOOK, "YEAR OF WONDERS."

THE BOLT OF FABRIC WAS THE NOVICHOK THERE :

https://www.amazon.com/Year-Wonders-Plague-Geraldine-Brooks/dp/0142001430

TO ALL BRITISH MILITARY :

I SAW THEIR CRACK COCAINE DEALING PIMPS, OF MY FORMER NEIGHBORS.

THEY DEFINITELY NEED FREE HIV TESTS, AND FREE, HIV PREVENTATIVES.

GET THE BRITISH SURGEON DUDE I WAS CHATTING WITH, TO TREAT ALL OF THEM, FOR ADVANCED STD'S. 

THAT WOULD MAKE THE ABORTIONS SAFER FOR THEM.

OTHERWISE, SEPSIS COULD HAPPEN. 

TOP SECRET ;)

FOR A WHILE, I WAS FINKING ABOUT DATING A LIBERAL...

HE WASN'T THAT LIBERAL THOUGH, UPON FURTHER DISCUSSION. 

HE WASN'T A TRUMP SUPPORTER, YET, ALSO HATED LIBERALS, WITH A PASSION. 

REMEMBER THAT PIPE BOMBS, MOLOTOV COCKTAILS WERE LEFT, INTENDED TO MASS ASSASSINATE MOST PROMINENT REPUBLICANS, AND DEMOCRATS ON JANUARY SIXTH?

TRUTH IS, THE INSURRECTIONISTS TRIED TO MASSACRE BOTH SIDES, OF CAPITOL HILL, THE DEMOCRATS, AND REPUBLICANS. 

SOME MINORITIES, SOME FEMALES ARE REPUBLICANS.

BOTH SIDES WERE RADICALIZED IN PRISONS, FOR TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER, AT PROTESTS-TURNED-INTO-VIOLENT RIOTS, SO, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO TRUST EITHER SIDE.