TO JESUS : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :


In the Jesus Court, in bat qol, my friend from high school, asks me, "What's pure Buddhism, because your sister, while doing crack cocaine, at the Christmas party, at work, was bragging about becoming a pure Buddhist, and said that you'll never be considered one, as you're just a whore."

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She used quote marks, with her hand gestures, to indicate that she was quoting my sister, on the "whore" comment. 


I sighed.


I approached the Judge Jesus bench.


Since I don't know what "pure Buddhism" is, Jesus, I was hoping to ask you to explain it to me, in bat qol, or feminist mysticism prayer. 


She often called me a "whore," for speaking Spanglish, eating burritos, tacos, visiting my Mexican Consul Dad, and Mexican, Christian friends, from school. 


Some of them had a Mexican Virgin Mary, Mexican Jesus, Mexican Joseph, Mexican Mother Mary picture, on the wall, displayed prominently. 


Because they are Catholic, like half of my family, we were all called "spics," by her too.


I WANTED TO BE A CATHOLIC NUN, SINCE AGE SEVEN. 


ANYWAY, WHENEVER I WAS SEEN LEAVING CHURCH, WHERE I BASICALLY LIVED AT, I HAD TO DEAL WITH THESE TYPES OF HEATHENS TOO :


MY SATANIKKK-WORSHIPPING SISTERS WERE OFTEN "DATING" THEIR SATANIKKK PIMPS, JESUS.


NOW, I'M TOTALLY GROSSED OUT, ABOUT THE PIMPS, AND KKKO-GIMPS IN THE CITIES OF THE WORLD, JESUS. 


LEAVING BIBLE STUDY, WITH BLACK CHRISTIANS, I COULDN'T FIT IN WITH THE SEKKKULAR HEATHENS, OF THE INSURRECTIONISTS, WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, PART OF THE KKKOOL KKKROWDS, OF VIRGINIA, AND WEST VIRGINIA. 


BTW, IN 1999, THINGS WERE SO DIFFERENT. 

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GUN VIOLENCE IN 'MERIKKKA :



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THE CRANBERRIES SANG THIS LIBERATING SONG, BUT THE WORLD WAS SLIDING BACKWARDS, INTO A RETRO KKKULT MENTALITY, SIMILAR TO THE WAY IT SEEMED IN THE "HEARTS IN ATLANTIS" FILM.


...THEY SAY TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PRAY FOR, GOD.

AS AN AWKWARD-LOSER-UNCOOL TEEN, I OFTEN PRAYED FOR BELONGING, FOR FITTING IN, BUT I WAS A REAL "LOSER," GOD, ALWAYS READING e.e. cummings.

ALSO, I WAS TRANSLATING EVERYTHING INTO LATIN...WHEN THE INSURRECTIONISTS WERE OUT, THUGGIN' WITH THE SATANIKKKA KKKOOL KKKROWDS, AT THEIR SEX ORGIES.


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PRAYER :

I WENT TO PRAY AT THE BEACH, IN MAINE, WHERE THE LIGHTHOUSE WAS, BUT I COULD NOT SEE YOUR DIVINE LIGHT THERE, IN THE HEAVY, MAINE FOG, JESUS.

I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SEE YOUR DIVINE LIGHT, AND PRESENCE IN AUSTRALIA, AT THE LOCAL BEACH, WHERE I OFTEN WALKED ALONE, WHILE PRACTICING FEMINIST MYSTICISM.



TO N.O.W. FEMINISTS; )

IN FEMINIST MYSTICISM, GOD SINGS THIS SONG TO ME.

THAT'S HOW I KNOW IT'S THE REAL GOD.


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TO GOD OF MY BLACK SEALS :


WHATEVER. 


THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE KKKOPS, WHO BECAME HOMELAND SEKKKURITY, FOR RAPING US CHRISTIANS, JUST BECAUSE WE PRAYED TO YOU, JESUS.

THEY GOT PROMOTED FOR IT.

THEY WERE PROMOTED FROM KKKOPS, DOYTY ONES, TO HOMELAND SEKKKURITY.

THEN, JANUARY 6TH HAPPENED. 

THEY WERE ALL INSURRECTIONISTS, AND ARE NOW "PROMOTED" TO NAZI-ISIS, RADIKKKALIZED EVEN FURTHER, IN SUPERMAX PRISONS.

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IN BAT QOL, I DREAM ABOUT MAKING A NEW AMERICAN FLAG, WITH CHRISTIAN CROSSES, INSIDE OF STAR OF DAVIDS, WHERE THE STARS ARE TYPICALLY AT :


I KEEP LOOKING FOR THE TYPE OF CROSSES OUT THERE, FOR MY FLAG EMBROIDERY PROJECTS.


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THE KANYE WEST CONTROVERSY :


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SPAM FOOD IDEAS :


SPAM CAN BECOME PINEAPPLE-CREAM CHEESE-SPAM WONTONS.


MIX IT UP INTO THE POLISH PIEROGIES, WITH COLCANNON.


MAPLE SYRUP-BOURBON GLAZE THE SPAM SLICES, THEN, ROLL THEM IN A MACADAMIA NUT CRUST, FOR THIS DISH :


YE OLDE SPAM RECIPES :


IF I HAD TO CREATE SPAM, FOR DINNER, I WOULD ADD IT TO THE EGG ROLL NOODLE BOWLS, VIETNAMESE-STYLED.

OR, TRY TO STUFF ASIAN MUSHROOMS WITH SPAM, AND EGG ROLL FILLING, TO BAKE, INSIDE THE STEAKS, TIED CLOSE WITH COOKING TWINE.

ADD IN A FEW SOUP LADLES OF INDIAN VINDALOO, OR MASALA CURRIES TO IT.

NEXT, SLICE IT, DIP IN EGGWASH, BREAD IT IN PANKO CRUMBS, TO FRY, AND ADD IT TO CHINESE HOT AND SOUR SOUP.

SPAM-SAGNAS/SPA-SAGNAS :

USE THE SPAM, AS A LAYER, IN THE ITALIAN LASAGNAS.

THERE, WE HAVE TO BLITZ THE SPAM, WITH MEXICAN CREAM CHEESES, MEXICAN SOFT CHEESES, THEN, STUFF IT INTO POBLANO PEPPERS, BEFORE USING IT IN LASAGNA. 

USE MEXICAN MOLE SAUCE, NOT PASTA SAUCE FOR THE SPAM-SAGNAS TOO.

IT'S A MEXICAN VERSION OF CURRY :


IT'S QUITE LABOR INTENSIVE, SO NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET AN AUTHENTIC MOLE SAUCE :


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ON THE COVID-19 VAX :


RECENTLY, I GOT THE PFIZER BOOSTER SHOT.

IT WAS FINE.

SO, I THINK WE SHOULD GET THAT DE-ESCALATED, AS A WEEKLY INJECTION FOR THE CHILDREN AGED FIVE, AND UNDER, ADMINISTERED BY THEIR PEDIATRICIAN. 

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BTW, MOST AUSTRALIANS DON'T SUPPORT THIS NATO KKKULTURE OF GROUPTHINK, ORWELLIAN THOUGHTPOLICE-WAR-MONGERING, AS IT WILL LEAD TO THE MASS GANG-RAPES OF ROMANIAN CHILD SLAVES :


THE BRITISH TREAT AUSSIES LIKE ROMANIAN SLAVES TOO, CALLING THEM A CONVICT COLONY, SO WE MUST POINT OUT THAT THE UKKK HAVE ENSLAVED ROMANIANS, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE :


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GO, GET ME ALL OF JAMAICA, WIT LARGE WEAPONRY, TO HANDLE UKRAINE, GOD OF WAR; )


RELEASE ALL JAMAICAN FELONS, ON DEATH ROW, INTO UKRAINE, WIT LARGE WEAPONS, GOD OF WAR.

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ME, IN BAT QOL :

JAMAICAN DADDY WANTS US SPRAYING THE HOSPITAL-GRADE DISINFECTANT, AFTER WE FINISH ANY CLEANING, AS IT MUST BE BETTER, ESPECIALLY DURING ANY PANDEMIC.

I DID THAT IN AUSTRALIA, AND IN THE U.S., FOR THE SWINE FLU, AND COVID-19 PANDEMICS.

TINK ABOUT JAMAICAN DADDY AXING US IF WE WOULD BE WILLING TO LICK THE TOILET SEAT, OR FLOOR, AFTER CLEANING IT. 

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REMEMBER, IN UKRAINE, WE HAVE TO GO QUAKERS THERE, PURE CHRISTIANITY, WITH LIBERAL, QUAKERS-LED SLAVE REBELLIONS, JUST LIKE IN JAMAICA :



THE QUAKERS WILL NATURALLY LEAD SLAVERY REVELLIONS, UPRISINGS IN UKRAINE, WHICH EXPANDS CHRISTIAN, LIBERAL VALUES :


BE CAUTIOUS OF THE ANGLICANS IN THE UK, AND AUSTRALIA THOUGH :


SELECT NONTHEIST QUAKERS FOR THESE UKRAINIAN SLAVE REBELLIONS :


BTW, GOD, I WONDER HOW THE OTHER VETERANS ARE DOING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE FARING BADLY, NOWADAYS, WHICH DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION :


BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HAVE SUFFERED FROM RUMORS OF IN-FIGHTING BETWEEN THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL STAFF, AND WHITE HOUSE STAFF.





















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