DEAR JESUS,

JUST LIKE "BRIDGET JONES DIARY," I HAVE US START A NEW DIARY, EVERY YEAR.

SO, JUST CONSIDER THIS THE "NEW" DIARY THEN;)

I NEVER KEEP SECRETS, ABOUT MY BODY, OR WEIGHT, CONSIDERING THAT WE HAVE TO VACCINATE THE U.S.

I RARELY WEIGH MYSELF. 

LATEST WEIGHT, THOUGH, THIS WEEK, FOR MYSELF, ON TANYA'S SCALE, IS 110 POUNDS, FOR DOCUMENTING, AT ALL OF THE VACCINATION CLINICS.

I HAVE TO RECORD THAT THERE, FOR THEM, IN CASE IT NEEDS TO BE ADJUSTED, ANY VACCINATION DOSAGES.

JUST TELL ALL PILOTS, SO, IF WE EVER HAVE TO FLY BACK TO HAWAII, OR ANY US MILITARY, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COMMANDS, FOR THE REAL VERSION OF JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISES, THE PLANE WILL NOT CRASH, FROM ANYONE LYING ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT. 

I HOPE NEVER TO FLY.

BUT, IF I HAVE TO, I AM USED TO IT, FROM THE MILITARY. 

I CAN STILL TAKE CARE OF THE NUCLEAR DRILLS, NATO-WIDE, SO JUST GET ALL ONTO THE BEST MEDICAL PLANS.

FOR ME, MY AMERICAN, AUSTRALIAN FAMILY MEDICINE DOCTORS THINK I BETTER BE AT LEAST 116 POUNDS, TO GET SAFELY VACCINATED, ETC., ALTHOUGH, I AM ASIAN, SO HAVE SMALLER BONES, THAN MY MORE CAUCASIAN FAMILY IN FRANCE, SWISS BANKER FAMILY, MY FAMILY IN SPAIN, GERMANY, SWEDEN, AND THE UK. 

THOSE ONES SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN ME.

MY WELSH MUM IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DIFFERENT WEIGHT FROM ME.

ALTHOUGH FITDAY.COM IS NOT AS COMPREHENSIVE FOR ELECTROLYTES, HYDRATION, IT'S STILL DECENTENOUGH TO USE, FOR NUTRITIONAL GUIDANCE. 

STILL, THE VACCINATIONS FOR COVID-19 COULD BE SAFE, DEPENDING UPON REAL-TIME, (WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS), RESULTS OF BLOODWORK, AND LABS.

DIET JOURNAL : JUST IN CASE, FOR SAFER VACCINATIONS, AND WHAT MY DOCTORS RECOMMENDED, WEIGHT-WISE, FOR MYSELF, SPECIFICALLY, I AM TRYING TO GET ONTO EATING THE MORE REGULAR BAGELS, NOT THE FLAT/DIET BAGELS, OR FLAT, WHOLE GRAIN, DIET BAGELS.

THAT WAY, I TRY TO GET TO THE IDEAL WEIGHT, SET BY MY FAMILY MEDICINE DOCTORS, FOR GETTING SAFELY VACCINATED, ETC.

I CAN'T GET TO EVERYTHING TOO PRECISELY, AS MENSTRUAL PERIODS CAUSE ME TO HAVE A 5 POUND WEIGHT DIFFERENCE, THROUGHOUT THE MONTH, SO, IT JUST DEPENDS UPON THE TIME OF MONTH, FOR ME, SPECIFICALLY.

IF I TIME THE COVID-19 VACCINATIONS, FOR WHEN I AM AT LEAST 5 POUNDS HEAVIER, FROM THE MENSTRUAL PERIODS, MAYBE, THEN, IT WILL BE SAFER TOO.

I AM DEFINITELY WILLING TO GET THE AD5-FREE COVID-19 VACCINATION, AS I STUDIED NURSING, AFTER WORKING AT THE FAIRFAX/I NOVA HOSPITAL, IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA. 

NOW, REMEMBER, TO REMIND ALL CHURCHES, FROM THE TIME I GOT THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM, BY MY EX-HUSBAND, NOW, WE HAVE TO ONLY INJECT MY ***LEFT*** ARM, TO PREVENT ALMOST-SIRVA, IN MY RIGHT ARM, IF IT HAS TO BE INJECTED AT ALL.

MY ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON, FROM YALE, A REAL ONE, EXPLAINED WHY, TO ME, TOO.

EVEN MY OB/GYN EXPLAINED SIRVA, VACCINATION RISKS, TO ME TOO.

ANYWAY, ASSIGN ALL SOCIAL WORKERS, TO DOCUMENT WITH THE VACCINATION CLINICS, THAT WE HAVE TO CONSOLIDATE ALL VACCINATIONS, FOR ALL IN THE U.S., FROM ALL VACCINATION FACILITIES, ALL PHARMACIES, TO MAKE SURE ALL GET VACCINATED, AGAINST COVID-19, WITH THE CORRECT DOSAGES, SINCE DE-ESCALATION, VACCINATION SAFETY PROTOCOLS ARE NEWER, FOR ADULTS, AND CHILDREN, OF ALL AGES. 

AMEN.