TO ALL RABBIS IN/FROM BOSTON METRO : MSG FOR THE SEKKKRET SERVICE :

MULAN STAPLE GUNNED THE POTUS' PENIS INTO HIS ARSE, SO LOOK DEEP INSIDE HIS COLON, FOR THOSE "EXTRA STITCHES."

THEY LOOKED FOR HIS MISSING PENIS, LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT, BUT THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT, JURI.

I DON'T THINK THAT IT CAN BE REATTACHED THOUGH.

FOURNIER'S GANGRENE ALREADY HAPPENED TO HIM.