TO ST. MICHAEL : CELIBATE VIRGINS ARE HOPEFULLY NOT INCLUDED IN JESUS' HIT LIST, ST. MICHAEL :

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/25/health/us-coronavirus-thursday/index.html

SPRING BREAK, AND THE UKKK FLOCKING TO BEACHES CAUSED IT.

I PRAYED, BUT NOTICED THAT JESUS INFLICTED COLON CANCER ONTO MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE SINNERS.

I THOUGHT JESUS LIKED CELIBATE VIRGINS, HOLY SPIRIT DADDY.

DID HE PUT THEM ONTO HIS HIT LIST?

I EVEN ATTEMPTED THAT JESUS DIET, AND RUNNING WITH JESUS WORKOUT PLAN.

THE SHIT WAS SO HARD, I THOUGHT I WOULD COLLAPSE, DURING THE SPRINTING PARTS, AFTER 3 HOURS OF RUNNING.

GET VINCE, HOLY SPIRIT DADDY.