TO ALL ENLISTED : APPLY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK STICKERS, WITH BIOINTELLISENSE LOGOS ONTO THEM :
IF WE INCREASE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK FABRICS, THE KIDS WILL THINK OF FACE MASKS AS COMFORTING NIGHT LIGHTS.
PRETEND THAT ALL UNEMPLOYED WERE HIRED, AS TOP SECRET CIA, AS I HIRED THEM ALL ANYWAY.
THEN, TELL THE KIDS THAT THE PANDEMIC IS UNDER CONTROL, WITH THE NEWEST BIOINTELLISENSE FACE MASKS, AND BIOSENSOR STICKERS.
LOOK CHEERFUL, AND TRY TO GET ALL INTO HOSPITALS.
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/06/mysterious-company-s-coronavirus-papers-top-medical-journals-may-be-unraveling
TYPICALLY, WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO DISCHARGE ANY PATIENTS.
GET ALL UNDER AGE 12 INTO THE HOSPITALS.
THE REST, IF THEY HAVE HEALTHY VITAL SIGNS, CAN BE TREATED AT CLINICS.
PRETEND THAT ALL UNEMPLOYED WERE HIRED, AS TOP SECRET CIA, AS I HIRED THEM ALL ANYWAY.
THEN, TELL THE KIDS THAT THE PANDEMIC IS UNDER CONTROL, WITH THE NEWEST BIOINTELLISENSE FACE MASKS, AND BIOSENSOR STICKERS.
LOOK CHEERFUL, AND TRY TO GET ALL INTO HOSPITALS.
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/06/mysterious-company-s-coronavirus-papers-top-medical-journals-may-be-unraveling
TYPICALLY, WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO DISCHARGE ANY PATIENTS.
GET ALL UNDER AGE 12 INTO THE HOSPITALS.
THE REST, IF THEY HAVE HEALTHY VITAL SIGNS, CAN BE TREATED AT CLINICS.
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