TO ALL ENLISTED: PLS HOST AN EVENT, A PENTAGON BALL, ALONG WITH FIVE THOUSAND PRESS CONFERENCES. BRING HIS LOOKALIKES, TO BE INTERVIEWED BY CNN, ABOUT THE C.I.A. HEADQUARTERS, INFILTRATED BY PUTIN'S ASSAD REGIME ALLIES:

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