TO ALL ENLISTED: DA SILVA LAPSED INTO AN ANOREXIA-INDUCED COMA:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2767299-alexandre-pereira-da-silva-remains-in-a-coma-2-months-after-failed-weight-cut?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

WHAT HAPPENED TO EATING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM, WRAPPED IN FRIED PLAINTAINS, EVERY WEEKEND?

HE VENT ONTO ZEE CRAZED, PSYCHOPATHIQUE SEALS DIET PLAN, OR SUMFIN.

HE PROLLY HAD KKKLENBUTEROL-AMPHETAMINES-HEROIN-KKKRYSTAL METH-ANABOLIQUE STERIDS WITHDRAWAL.