TO ALL ENLISTED: CRY IN ALL DISTRICT COURTS ABOUT NOT GETTING THE TOOTH SENSORS:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/03/29/under-armour-data-breach-customers/472104002/

https://now.tufts.edu/news-releases/scientists-develop-tiny-tooth-mounted-sensors-can-track-what-you-eat

WAVE A PROSTHETIC ARM AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!;)

OTHERWISE, ZEE VEGANS, AND/OR BATTERED, BREASTFEEDING MUMS MAY PERISH WIT DAIR BABIES EN MASSE!!!