TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEYS, ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD ATTORNEYS, ALL FEMINISTS, AND ALL ENLISTED: OFFER CASH PRIZES TO THE ENLISTED, IF THEY CAN PERFORM THESE TRICKS:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poq6AoHn4HM

BTW, PLEASE GATHER ALL OF THE IMPOVERISHED PRETEENS, TWEENS FOR FREE, EARLY DETECTION PREGNANCY TESTING EVERY MONTH:

https://youtu.be/oZomCSHgcrc