TO ALL HAWAAIIAN HULA DANCERS: PLEASE ENLIST ALL HULA DANCERS INTO F.B.I. DECOY PROGRAMS TO CHOOSE THE MOST INCLUSIVE, FEMINIST, GLBTQ SENIOR CHIEFS/E-8'S TO BE HONORED BY THE F.B.I.:

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