TO ALL C.I.A., D.E.A., WEST POINT CAPTAINS, AND N.C.I.S.:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-usa-airstrike-idUSKBN17137N

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-rights-un-idUSKBN1712SG

PLEASE OFFER TAX-FREE, $10,000 U.S.D. BONUSES TO ALL ENLISTED TO WEAR CIVILIAN CLOTHING, FAKE TATTOOS, WIGS, HAIR PIECES, FAKE NOSE RINGS, FAKE, DIAMOND NOSE STUDS, AND CLIP-ON EARRINGS. TRY TO MAKE THE U.S. MILITARY LOOK LIKE ALL GROUPS OF PROTESTORS, INTERNATIONALLY.

THIS WILL HELP KEEP THEM SAFER OFF-BASE. REMEMBER HOW THEY WERE ALL DESCENDING IN MOBS, SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME ON THE PUBLIC BUSES IN HAWAII, THROWING SAND INTO MY SON'S EYES, AND THROWING ROCKS AT MY SON'S HEAD IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO?

***PLEASE MASS ARREST 99.99% OF THE COLORADANS AND HAWAIIANS. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE MY SON, MY NEPHEW, KYLE PETTIS AND MYSELF. THE REST BETTER BE MASS ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY. I RECOMMEND 99.99% DEATH PENALTIES.***