TO ALL DEMOCRATS: IVANKA TRUMP'S SECRET SERVICE AGENTS CAME BY TO BASH MY REAR FENDER IN, IN A HIT AND RUN:

THEIR THIRD FLOOR GANG-RAPISTS ABOVE ME OF RAVING, DRUNK FRAT AND SOROTITY WHITE NAZIS HAVE BEEN COMING AROUND TO CANDALIZE MY PROPERTY AND HARASS ME AT 2 A.M. THE LAST THREE DAYS.