TO ALL ALL PENTAGON OFFICIALS, ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL ENLISTED: HAWAIIAN PIKO PIKO BREATHING AND PROGRESSIVE MUSCLE RELAXATION FOR MORNING MEETING OPENERS:

https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/ianellis-jones/hawaiian-piko-piko-breathing-and-progressive-muscle-relaxation

AFTER RUNNING THREE AND A HALF HOURS, CONTINUOUSLY, TRY THIS TECHNIQUE TO BECOME A MORE ACCURATE SNIPER.

HAWAIIAN RECIPES, AND HAWAIIAN PIDGIN LANGUAGE UPDATES:

http://www.fivehearthome.com/2015/06/21/hawaiian-meatballs/

http://tideandthyme.com/hawaiian-chicken-coconut-rice/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/hawaiian-ginger-chicken-stew/11097/?utm_term=.dad86ec2bca8

http://youtu.be/TYS0vFAnB4Q

http://www.eyeofhawaii.com/Pidgin/pidgin.htm

http://www.aloha-hawaii.com/culture/pidgin/

http://www.howtoliveinhawaii.com/4471/hawaii-pidgin-slang/

http://bigislandvacation.com/Da_Kine_Pidgin.html

https://muckrack.com/link/QtuT/hawaiian-language-swear-words-and-their-english-translation-profanity-swearing-cursing-cussing-and-insulting

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/10/hawaiian-legends_n_3898664.html

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=58036

http://hawaiian-words.com/common

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haole

https://www.tastingkauai.com/hawaiian-words/

http://ulukau.org/elib/cgi-bin/library?e=d-0ped-000Sec--11en-50-20-frameset-book--1-010escapewin&a=d&d=D0&toc=0

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Hawaiian

https://www.duolingo.com/comment/8224753

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2862

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://evols.library.manoa.hawaii.edu/bitstream/handle/10524/431/JL34007.pdf%3Fsequence%3D2&ved=0ahUKEwiY3pTN-_XSAhWI4CYKHVTBBswQFghGMAo&usg=AFQjCNHnns6PDXo8D_Ur34sBoA2PFjmLLw&sig2=4Ik6SoxX8XuDyA37JV_rOw

RELOCATION CONSIDERATIONS:

EVERYTHING IS FOUR TIMES MORE EXPENSIVE IN HAWAII, THAN IN THE MAINLAND. 

SERIOUSLY, IT IS A HOLOCAUST-INTERNMENT CAMP, AND THE JAPANESE LOCALS WILL ONLY COMMIT TERRORIST ACTS AGAINST YOU, IF YOU AREN'T YAKUZA. 

THE HAWAIIAN LAW ENFORCEMENT AND U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS ARE ONLY NAZIS TOO. 

THE ENLISTED ARE ALL HOMELESS, CONSTANTLY TORTURED, BRUTALLY GANG-RAPED, MASS SCOPOLAMINED, RAPE-TORTED, AND ENSLAVED BY THE HAWAIIAN METH CARTELS, COURTESY OF THE NAZI U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS THERE. 

IF YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE INTENSIVELY, AND CHRISTIAN BOOKS WHILE THERE, YOU'LL END UP MASS EXECUTED, AND QUICKLY, FROM THE ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN NAZIS THERE.:

http://www.youngadultmoney.com/2013/01/11/why-living-in-hawaii-sucks/

http://www.hawaii-guide.com/content/posts/moving-to-hawaii

http://www.cityrating.com/costofliving.asp

http://www.moving.com/real-estate/compare-cities/

https://www.nerdwallet.com/cost-of-living-calculator/

http://www.payscale.com/cost-of-living-calculator

http://swz.salary.com/CostOfLivingWizard/LayoutScripts/Coll_Start.aspx

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/comparison.jsp

http://www.bestplaces.net/compare-cities/

http://money.cnn.com/calculator/pf/cost-of-living/

http://www.bankrate.com/calculators/savings/moving-cost-of-living-calculator.aspx?s_kwcid=AL!1325!3!173481971420!b!!g!!cost+of+living+converter&gclid=Cj0KEQjwzd3GBRDks7SYuNHi3JEBEiQAIm6EIweu54d0dLr8Oi7nCICsngW8POaxWGHHiD3Ib4UJPkUaAk_f8P8HAQ&ef_id=WNYXJQAAASxVm2VO%3a20170327061205%3as

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/23/worst-things-about-hawaii_n_4812566.html

***FORREALZ, 99% OF YOU ASIAN-HAWAIIAN MEN NEED TO BE SHOT IN THE FACE, FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING THE ENLISTED THERE. THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO STAY ALIVE IN THAT CATEGORY IS MY SON. IT'Z OVAH, YOU GANG-RAPISTS SLUTZ. BRING THEM IN FOR MASS EXECUTIONS IMMEDIATELY, C.I.A., PENTAGON GODMOTHERS, PENTAGON GODFATHERS, AND N.C.I.S.***