TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED: PLEASE INSPECT ALL FLORIDIAN FOODS, AND BEVERAGES:

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