TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, AND ALL DAM NECK, VIRGINIANS WHO ARE ACTUAL VIRGINS AT AGE 38:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lITJK4jdUEE

IF THERE EXISTS THE OXYMORONIC NAME OF ANY CAPTAIN SEAN CLANCY IN ANY POSSIBLE MANNER, THAT WILL BE FLOWN TO CON DAO ISLANDS, VIETNAMESE TIGER CAGES IMMEDIATELY FOR CREMATION.