TO ALL BARRIOS: NAZI RED VAN WITH COLORADO LICENSE PLATE 666 COMBINATION KIDNAPPING MEXICAN-AMERICAN DIPLOMATS' GODCHILDREN IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO:

RED NAZI VAN WITH COLORADO LICENSE PLATE OF SATANIC SIXES AND NINES WERE HERE TODAY, AN HOUR AGO, TO KIDNAP THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN DIPLOMATS' GODCHILDREN. THEY HAD A LADDER ON THEIR VAN ROOF, TO SAW OFF MORE TREE BRANCHES, SO THEY COULD MORE EASILY SNIPE THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN FAMILIES, ON THE SECOND FLOOR FROM A NEARBY ROOFTOP. THEY MUST BE HUNTED DOWN, AND EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY.