TO N.C.I.S. AND C.I.A.:

WHOEVER CAME INTO THE APARTMENT COMPLEX AREA TAMPERED WITH MY CAR. IF ANYTHING ELSE BEFALLS ME, MY NEIGHBORS' GLASS PIPE INHALING AND PIMPS NEED TO BE ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY. REMEMBER: ADDERALL, METH AND HEROIN SEEM COMMONPLACE IN THIS AREA. SECURE ALL AERIAL POSITIONS BEFORE RESPONDING TO ANY CALLS WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS OF JEFFERSON COUNTY OPEN SCHOOL IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.