TO ALL LATCHKEY ORPHANS: SAFER TO PURCHASE MORE PRECOOKED MEATS, QUINOA, AND TOFU:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/health/tenderized-steak-dangers/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool

DELI MEATS, FAST FOODS, HOT DOGS STILL NEED TO BE RECOOKED, AS THE SLICING, GRINDING MACHINES ARE POSSIBLY MAINTAINED BY ILLITERATE, DISABLED CHILD SLAVES. THE LABOR UNIONS NEED TO INVESTIGATE ALL CORPORATIONS AGAIN FOR CHILD SLAVERY. IT MIGHT BE SAFER TO BOIL EVERYTHING THAT'S A MEAT PRODUCT IN CHEAP WINE, IF ON A BUDGET.

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