TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE-AMERICANS:

PLEASE SEND LAW ENFORCEMENT TO SWAB BEHIND MY APARTMENT BUILDING, SHED AND TRASH AREAS FOR THE EJACULATORY FLUIDS MATCHING THE USED CONDOMS PREVIOUSLY FOUND THERE BY THE SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THE 666 RED VAN WAS INVOLVED IN THESE CRIMES, AND ATTEMPTING TO FORCE ENTRY.