TO ALL FEMINISTS, AND ALL MINORITY, MILLENNIAL GENERATION FEMINISTS: NOSTALGIA VS POST TRAUMATIC STRESS FLASHBACKS:

NOSTALGIA IS REMEMBERING THE ALLURE OF A NEW LIPGLOSS WITH LITTLE SPARKLES WHEN I WAS A TEEN. PTSD IS WHEN I FLASHBACK ALL THE WAY TO WHEN I WAS TEN. AT THAT TIME, IT WAS DEEMED MY TINY HANDS, AND SKINNY ARMS WERE PERFECT FOR CAREFULLY EXTRACTING ALL THOSE HARD-TO-REACH AUTOMOTIVE COMPONENTS UNDER THE NEIGHBORS' HOODS. IF ONLY WE HAD THE TINY, EXTENDABLE WRENCHES THAT FLEXED, BACK THEN. NOW YOU KNOW TO RESEARCH ALL THE WAY BACK, AND BRING THOSE CAUCASIAN NEIGHBORS TO THE CUBAN, U.S. NAVY SEALS, FROM ENLISTED.