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TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE GET EVERYONE TRI-WEEKLY ANTIBIOTIC INTRAMUSCULAR INJECTIONS, WITH A FIVE YEAR SUPPLY OF ORAL ANTIBIOTICS, AND FIVE YEAR SUPPLY OF BI-WEEKLY DIFLUCAN, UNTIL THE EPA REMEDIATES THE SEWAGE-CONTAMINATED DRINKING WATER:

TO ALL NRA ENLISTED: SEND IN POLAR BEAR ZOOLOGISTS, TO BRING THE POLAR BEARS INTO CONSERVATIONS/SANCTUARIES, FOR BREEDING, WITH ALL ZOOS:

TO ALL DEMOCRATS: ALL FED-EX KINKOS ARE ALL SCOPOLAMINING, ILLEGALLY-WIRETAPPING, STALKING TOP SECRET CLEARANCE COMMUNITIES IN COLORADO:

TO ALL N.C.I.S.: STEPHEN PADDOCK'S STILL OWN MELBOURNE METRO, VICTORIA PROVINCE, AUSTRALIA:

TO ALL SOUTHERNERS: ALL PLAYGROUNDS MUST HAVE A BULLET-PROOF, CEMENT FENCE AROUND IT, WITH A BULLET-PROOF GATE, AND PANIC ROOM:

TO ALL BARRIOS, ALL DREAMERS, AND ALL IMMIGRANTS:

TO ALL N.C.I.S., D.E.A., C.I.A., AND F.B.I.:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL PREGNANT FEMALES ASAP, IN AFRICA, FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEMINISTS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE CREATE HEALTHY, VEGAN VERSIONS:

TO ALL HOMELAND SECURITY FEMINISTS: INLA IN IRSP TIED TO NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, AUSTIN, TEXAS' TERRORIST SHOOTINGS, BOMBINGS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: THE PTA MINORITIES MUST BE ALLOWED: