TO ALL BARRIOS, ALL DREAMERS, AND ALL IMMIGRANTS:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2018/07/29/ready-next-recession-how-prepare-downturn-savings-investments-debt/808299002/
***SEND IN THE IMPOVERISHED DRESSED IN BUDDHIST MONK, BUDDHIST NUN OUTFITS, TO ALL DISTRICT COURTS, TO SIGN UP ALL OF THE HOMELESS, FOR EMERGENCY, FREE SHELTERS, FOR TEN YEARS, $50,000 U.S.D. IN ESCROW ACCOUNTS FOR PAYING OFF ALL OF THEIR STATE TAXES, FEDERAL TAXES, MEDICAL, SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, HOME EQUITY LOANS, HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDITS/HELOC'S, AND STUDENT LOAN DEBTS.***
https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/mortgages/home-equity-line-of-credit/
SWITCH THEIR MORTGAGES, IF POSSIBLE, ONTO A FIXED RATE, THIRTY YEAR, ZERO POINTS, ZERO JUNK FEES, ZERO P.M.I. REQUIRED, ZERO ANNUALLY-COMPOUNDED INTEREST RATE, ZERO DOWN PAYMENT, ZERO TITLE FEES, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT-INSURED LOAN TOO.
https://www.bankrate.com/finance/mortgages/5-basic-types-of-mortgage-loans-1.aspx
***PLEASE TAKE OVER THE DMV, U.S. POST OFFICES, SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICES, THEN, ISSUE THEM ALL PHOTO ID'S/LEARNERS' PERMITS/DRIVERS' LICENSES, U.S. CITIZENSHIPS, AND U.S. PASSPORTS.***
***PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY HAVE FIVE NAMES, AT LEAST, TO PREVENT MISTAKEN IDENTITIES.***
***SEND IN THE IMPOVERISHED DRESSED IN BUDDHIST MONK, BUDDHIST NUN OUTFITS, TO ALL DISTRICT COURTS, TO SIGN UP ALL OF THE HOMELESS, FOR EMERGENCY, FREE SHELTERS, FOR TEN YEARS, $50,000 U.S.D. IN ESCROW ACCOUNTS FOR PAYING OFF ALL OF THEIR STATE TAXES, FEDERAL TAXES, MEDICAL, SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, HOME EQUITY LOANS, HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDITS/HELOC'S, AND STUDENT LOAN DEBTS.***
https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/mortgages/home-equity-line-of-credit/
SWITCH THEIR MORTGAGES, IF POSSIBLE, ONTO A FIXED RATE, THIRTY YEAR, ZERO POINTS, ZERO JUNK FEES, ZERO P.M.I. REQUIRED, ZERO ANNUALLY-COMPOUNDED INTEREST RATE, ZERO DOWN PAYMENT, ZERO TITLE FEES, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT-INSURED LOAN TOO.
https://www.bankrate.com/finance/mortgages/5-basic-types-of-mortgage-loans-1.aspx
***PLEASE TAKE OVER THE DMV, U.S. POST OFFICES, SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICES, THEN, ISSUE THEM ALL PHOTO ID'S/LEARNERS' PERMITS/DRIVERS' LICENSES, U.S. CITIZENSHIPS, AND U.S. PASSPORTS.***
***PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY HAVE FIVE NAMES, AT LEAST, TO PREVENT MISTAKEN IDENTITIES.***
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