TO ALL ELDERLY:

VEEZOUT "JAZZERCISE INSCRUCTORZ," MY AZZ DID A SPLIT POSITION, LIKE A CAT, HOLDING EETZ FEKKIN LEG UP, WHILST SITTING, TO STARE BEHIND MY KNEE AT MY MUDDAHFUCKIN SKIN FOR ANY VEINS ZAT COULD RUPTURE...

AT FORTY, I BECOMEZ TOO ELDERLY FOR DISS FEKKIN SHIT...

EVERYBODY POOR MUST GET INTO CHUSING ZEE HAND MIRRORS....FOR FREE, LIKE EEN WHITE CHICKS, AT ZAIR HAIR DRESSERZ...