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TO ALL ENLISTED: PLEASE SEE IF PREPAID VISA GIFTCARDS ARE STILL ACCEPTED AT THESE GROCERY STORES:

TO ALL MAINERS: PLEASE CREATE LIGHTHOUSE QUILT SHOWS AT ALL ARTS CENTERS:

TO ALL SWEDISH DADDIES: EET BEEZ AN ITALIAN JOB FORREALZ!!!:

TO ALL ENLISTED: FROM NOW ON, ORGANIZE FRENCH CANADIAN GROCERY SHIPMENTS, TRIPS THEN:

TO ALL ENLISTED: THE WORD THAT GETS MOST FRENCH TACKLED BY TSA AGENTS, UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TERRORISM, AND TERROIR CUISINE:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS INTO DAILY, NON-CONTACT TEAM SPORTS, LIKE FLAG FOOTBALL, SOCCER, VOLLEYBALL:

TO ALL ENLISTED: SMOKED, PICKLED HERRING CAKES OVER LATKES IDEAS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: ALWAYS REQUEST NEW SEAT ASSIGNMENTS, BEFORE GETTING INTO ANY CONFRONTATIONS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: NORWEGIAN SEAFOOD-POTATO-EGG SALADS ARE PERFECT FOR BAKING IN WONTON WRAPPERS:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER TO SPONSOR THE CHINESE CHILDREN THAT SULLY MCKNIGHT, AND LARS JEFFERSON HAVE COLLECTED; THEY ALL REQUIRE FREE FLU VACCINATION, TAMIFLU, IV ELECTROLYTE, IV ANTIBIOTIC, DIFLUCAN CLINICS AT ALL CHINESE SCHOOLS, AND THOSE ILLEGAL SWEATSHOPS FOR KMART:

TO ALL ENLISTED: