TO ALL ENLISTED: ALWAYS REQUEST NEW SEAT ASSIGNMENTS, BEFORE GETTING INTO ANY CONFRONTATIONS:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_wYPhniaDQ

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5734997/southwest-airlines-flight-fight-dallas-la-video/

FROM NOW ON, USE A DRAMAMINE, MUCINEX, PEDIALYTE, CHEW GUM, WEAR COMPRESSION STOCKINGS, AFTER TAKING AN OVER-THE-COUNTER MIGRAINE MEDICATION, NATURAL VITAMIN E OIL, GARLICIN, BEFORE EACH TAKEOFF.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/03/06/southwest-passenger-gets-punched-until-his-neck-pillow-flies-off/?utm_term=.cce46776b577

THESE MEN HAD BLOOD CLOTS IN THEIR VEINS, CAUSING THEM BRAIN DAMAGE, AND HYPOXEMIA, WHICH CAUSED THEIR BELLIGERENT MENTAL STATES.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/10/22/british-airways-apologizes-after-passengers-say-bedbug-infested-flight-left-them-covered-in-bites/?utm_term=.bf019c378e2c

PLEASE GET EVERYONE ONTO HATHA YOGA, MEDITATION, GOING ALCOHOL-FREE, FITDAY.COM DIETS, SQUEEZING STRESS BALLS, AND UTILIZE DEEP BREATHING-POSITIVE, RELAXING VISUALIZATION EXERCISES, BEFORE EACH TAKEOFF.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/05/10/a-brawl-on-a-southwest-airlines-jet-ended-with-dog-pile-on-a-flight-attendant/?utm_term=.242214daa02f

KEEP THE PRIVATE, OVERHEAD FANS ON, IN ALL FLIGHTS, AND TRY TO GET EVERYONE ONTO DAIRY-FREE, LACTOSE-FREE DIETS:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/transavia-airlines-farting-passenger_us_5a8af930e4b05c2bcacddc9b

PLEASE ERADICATE BEDBUGS, PRE-SOAK EVERYTHING FABRIC IN COMMERCIAL-GRADE ENZYME CLEANERS FOR VOMIT, BODILY FLUIDS, HIV ON ALL PLANES TOO:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/03/03/pretty-much-everyone-on-the-plane-threw-up-friday-was-a-rough-day-to-fly/?utm_term=.4887293f56c7

INSPECT EVERYTHING WITH UV LIGHTS TO GET THE PLANES CLEANED OF URINE, ETC.