TO ALL ENLISTED: SITUATIONAL AWARENESS:

https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/27/opinions/in-an-era-of-mass-shootings-some-advice-on-safety-campbell/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

PLEASE CREATE LATEX, O-RING CONDOM ART, IN FLORAL, RAINBOW ARRANGEMENTS FOR ANY FACEBOOK/ONLINE PICS:

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/27/technology/instagram-tinder-college-kids/index.html

MANY JIFTIP USERS MUST BE BROUGHT IN, FOR FREE O-RING CONDOMS, RAINBOW PRIDE FRIDGE MAGNETS WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC PHONE NUMBERS, AND RAINBOW PRIDE SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE NUMBERS.

***FOR THANKSGIVING, TRY A MEDITERRANEAN HAM, LEG OF LAMB, DUCK, QUAIL, AND/OR CORNISH GAME HEN, WRAPPED IN VEGAN BACON, INSTEAD OF THE GIGANTIC TURKEYS.***

QUICK DESSERT CREPES TO MAKE WITH STEVIA POWDER:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hph-o63wlEo