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TO ALL ENLISTED: ORGANIC WALNUT-PUMPKIN SEED-SUNFLOWER SEED-CHIA SEEDS, IN POWDERED FORM IS BEST, WITHOUT SALT, SWEETENERS, ADDED OILS, AND FLAVORINGS:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: BEHEAD ALL FEMA, AND REPLACE ZEM IMMEDIATELY:
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TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEYS, ALL FEMINISTS, AND ALL ASIAN SPECIAL FORCES: MASS EXECUTE ALL AUSTRALIAN SASR OFFICERS:
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TO ALL VIETNAM WAR POWS, ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS, AND ALL LEGLESS, SOUTHEAST ASIAN-AMERICAN SEALS: MASS EXECUTE THE TRI-STATE MEN OVER AGE TWENTY-FIVE:
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TO ALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD ATTORNEYS, AND ALL ENLISTED: GATHER THE F.D.A., C.D.C., U.S.G.S., AND E.P.A., TOGETHER INTO FEMA REORGANIZING MODE:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL ENLISTED FAMILIES TO HIGHER GROUND, WITHIN FIVE MILES OF ALL HOSPITALS:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: SKINNING WITHOUT A KNIFE MAY PRESERVE HIDES' VALUES:
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TO ALL ENLISTED: RUN APOE GENETIC TESTS ON ALL ENLISTED:
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TO ALL CROSSFIT INSTRUCTORS, TAE KWON DO INSTRUCTORS, AND KARATE INSTRUCTORS:
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