ON JEWISH JESUS :

JESUS SMILED AT ME, DURING MY MEXICAN COWGURL-"GHOST" FILM "SEANCE." 

HE SAW ME STARING AT HIM, IN THE CLASSROOM, WHEN WE LEARNED ABOUT A NEUROLOGIST'S SON BEING THE FUTURE MASS SHOOTER.

HE SAID THAT HE KNEW ME, FROM THE TIME I WORE A LIGHTNING BOLT RADIOMAN INSIGNIA. 

I WAS "THAT E.L.F. GURL."

ME TO JESUS :

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RADARMEN-SPARKYGURLS TOO, GOD.

https://veteranscollection.org/2016/03/08/tracking-u-s-navy-specialties-the-history-of-radarmen/

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, WE HAVE TO GET THE WARRANT OFFICER WHO SPEAKS BETTER VIETNAMESE THAN MYSELF.

EVEN THOUGH I AM VIET-AMERICAN, I DON'T SPEAK IT THAT WELL, TO GET THE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS, FROM ASIA, TO HELP LAND THESE CACTUS 1549ERS, IN THE SAFEST LOCATIONS.

OTHERWISE, ALL ASIANS WOULD BE BLAMED, ABOUT THE 9/11, JESUS.