TO JAMAICAN MONZ : WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE LACK OF WALKERSWOOD JERK SAUCE? :

http://www.walkerswood.com/product_traditional_jerk_seasoning.php

SOMETIMES, JAMAICAN GOD COMES DOWN TO ME, TO TALK STORY, ABOUT THE REAL SECRET TO HAPPINESS.

HE WOULD GET A COLLECTION OF BEARS, ALL HUNTED, IN ALASKA, POLAR BEARS.

THEN, SHOW ME HIS SECRET INGREDIENT IN THE POLAR BEAR JAMAICAN HAND PIES.

GREEN PIMENTO WOOD TO SMOKE OVER THE COALS :

https://www.britannica.com/topic/jerk-chicken

HOW TO WIN GOD'S LOVE :

IN ALABAMA, I VISITED THE SPIRIT ROOM/THRONE OF GOD, TO BRING ALONG THE FOOD OFFERING PLATTERS OF JAMAICAN JERK SQUIRREL :

https://www.realtree.com/timber-2-table-wild-game-recipes/jamaican-jerk-squirrel-recipe

https://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/cast-iron-chef/yes-you-can-eat-aoudad-jamaican-slow-cooked-goat-curry-recipe/

ALLSPICE BERRIES, AND PECAN WOOD MAY BE A SUBSTITUTE FOR THE GREEN, PIMENTO WOOD, FROM THE JAMAICAN ALLSPICE TREE, HOPEFULLY :

http://greensbean.blogspot.com/2013/11/substitutes-for-pimento-wood.html?m=1

SOAK THE BAY LEAVES TOO :

https://www.reddit.com/r/seriouseats/comments/c5evja/food_lab_jerk_chicken_substitute_for_pimento_wood/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

POOH LAND :

SOMETIMES, IN SEARCH OF THE JAMAICAN FOODS, WINNIE THE POOH, OFTEN DROWNED OUT HER JAMAICANLESS EXISTENCE, IN THE HUNNY POTS.

NOTHING SATIATED WINNIE THE POOH THOUGH.

https://www.ehow.com/info_8402137_substitutes-pimento-wood.html

THEN, WINNIE THE POOH DECIDED TO CREATE A FOIL PACKET OF ALLSPICE BERRIES, BAY LEAVES, AND WENT TO COLLECT HER PECAN WOOD CHIPS :

https://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=267074

https://www.ehow.com/info_8402137_substitutes-pimento-wood.html

https://eggheadforum.com/discussion/961814/pimento-chips-or-chunks