DEAR GOD, FROM THE TIME CAPSULE, OF THE VIETNAM WAR :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nmOfHJ7iySw

DEAR GOD,

THE WHITE MON, NOT VIETNAMESE MOMS, ARE UGLY.

THEY DON'T MAKE FISH IN THIS WAY.

THE US ARMY RANGERS-NANNIES, BEING PROTECTED BY ASIAN GENERALS, RAISED TO BELIEVE IN THE AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL GOD :

"AFTER WE FIND GOLD JEWELRY, LIKE GOLD SIGNET RINGS, OF BOYDAHS/ADMIRAL BOORDAS, FROM THEIR PANTS POCKETS, WE CAN GET MORE FOOD TO EAT, LITTLE MAMA-UYEN"...

ONE TEXAN ARMY RANGER DRAWLED THIS TO ME, WHILST PACING BACK AND FORTH, IN HIS PRISON CELL, ON RESTRICTION, IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT.

"...OR WE MAY HAVE TO RESORT TO DOIN' THIS SHIT, AND SHIT, BUT I DON'T GOT ALL DAY, LITTLE MAMA-UYEN..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lHnUBIElb3E

HE TAPPED HIS TATTOOED FINGERS, ON HIS WRISTWATCH, AND EMPHATICALLY DECLARED THAT, "TIMES, THEY'S BE A WASTIN' AND SHIT," TO ME.

ME TO ANGEL JIBREEL'S MUSLIM GOD, WHILST SHACKLED IN A BABY UNDERGROUND CAVE SYSTEM :

"...AND THAT MON, HE BEEZ WHITE, AND HE BEEZ TRYIN' TO MASS KILL ALL BLACK SEALS, AND ALL BLACK MARINES, DADDY-HOLY SPIRIT OF ALL MOSQUES!!!"

TEXAN :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDL6W2ii7CE

"THE MOONSHINE MONKEYS NEED THEIR BEER, ON SCHEDULE, LITTLE MAMA-UYEN, OR THEY'LL HAVE SEIZURES AGAIN...."

"IT COSTS AN ARM AND A LEG, FOR THOSE BEER CANS, FROM THE VIET CONG'S GOLD, AND DIAMOND-BUYING TRADERS, OF YOUR RICHE, MAMALANDS, BUT, THEN, WE HAVE TO HAND IT OVER TO THEM, IN ONE OF YOUR OLD BABY BOTTLES..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QDL6W2ii7CE

BABY MONKEY PETS OF MINE ARE GETTING APPRAISED, FOR AUCTION, AS THEIR ALCOHOLIC DT'S, ALCOHOLIC WITHDRAWAL-RELATED SEIZURES, ARE TOO EXPENSIVE, TRES CHER, TO KEEP AS MY BABY PETS, BY THE TEXAN, US ARMY RANGERS...

https://www.fluentu.com/blog/french/expensive-in-french/

TO PETA :

PLEASE, PLEASE, PURCHASE ALL OF THE ALCOHOLIC MONKEYS.

REMEMBER, "GORILLAS IN THE MIST"?

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-it-like-to-go-through-alcohol-withdrawals-80193

https://www.healthline.com/health/alcoholism/delirium-tremens

TRY TO GET ALL VETERINARIANS, TO HELP GET THEM SAFELY WEANED, FROM THE OLD BABY BOTTLES, OF BEER, MOONSHINE, THE ONES IN VIETNAM.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTTjB-uG5s

"IF WE RUN OUTZ, DADDY-HOLY SPIRIT, THEYZ GONNA KILL ONE ANOZZERZ, FOR EET, ZEE BABY BOTTLES OF BEER...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3amUhalXd8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FodeT315jM

ANOTHER US ARMY RANGER EXPLAINED THE DESPERATE SITUATION TO ME, LATER ON, AFTER I POINTED AT THE DYING MONKEYS, TUGGING ON HIS HAND, TO LEAD HIM CLOSERS TO THEMZ.

"OKAY, THE ONES WHO CAN RIDE THE TRICYCLES, THOSE ONES WE CAN STILL SAVE, OKAY, BABY-UYEN, BUT THE MAL-BAD/GRAND MAL SEIZURES SEVERELY DAMAGED THE REST OF THEMZ..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iwuJkyhylE

"THEY GOTS TO WEAR YOUR DIAPERS, MADE FROM WOVEN BAMBOO LEAVES, AND SHIT."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3lGtx82ViA

"WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THEM SHOT TO DEATH, BUT I'LL TRY TO GET THEM ALL ONTO A STRICT, BEER RATIONING SCHEDULE, OK, BABY-UYEN?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iwuJkyhylE

ME TO MUSLIM ANGEL JIBREEL, TO RELAY TO HONKKKIE-GRINGOS OF TEXAS :

DIE!!!

JUST DIE!!!

CHU FEKKIN' WHITE-DEVIL-HEAZZEN MONZ!!!

NO VUNDER ZEE WHITE CONDITT MON, FROM ZEE I.T. SECTOR, GYMNASTICS COACHING VORLDE, BOMBED CHORE STATE, CHU FEKKIN' GRINGOS!!!










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