TO ALL ENLISTED : TRAIN ALL IN REIKI :
https://beherenowyogadc.com/reiki-training
FOR THE NFL-EY, VINCENT SEANCES, I USED REIKI.
I PREFER REIKI, AS IT INVOLVES MEDICAL MYSTICISM.
IT'S CHEAPER, REQUIRING NO TOOLS, AS IT'S SIMPLY THE SAME HANDS ON YOUR BODY, YOUR RICKY RECRUIT, GHETTO REIKI HANDS.
(SAY THIS SUPER-FAST, LIKE COMMERCIALS ABOUT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, ITS FATAL SIDE EFFECTS, LIKE A LIABILITY DISCLAIMER) ;)
THE NEW DRUG CALLED REIKI RECRUIT CHARMCASTING ORACLES :
IT CAN BE USED TO LAND AIRPLANES, NOT TO EXCEED THE SIZE OF A 747 AIRPLANE, FULLY-LOADED, WITH ITS MAXIMUM WEIGHT CAPACITY, ITS MAXIMUM ALLOWABLE AMOUNT OF PASSENGERS AND LUGGAGE, IN WEIGHT, WITH EXCLUSIONS RELATED TO THE BRADY BUNCH.
THOSE ONES, THE BRADY BUNCH, WEIGH AS MUCH AS TEN ADULT PEOPLE, GOD.
THEY WERE SPIRITUALLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN, ON THE CACTUS 1549'ER PLANE WINGS, SHOUTING, "SINK, YOU FEKKIN' BITCHES, AND HOES," TO DROWNING, HYPOTHERMIC, PLANE-CRASHED BABIES.
WE CAN NO LONGER HELP THEM, EVEN THROUGH REMOTE REIKI, GOD.
THEY ARE ANABOLIKKK STEROIDAL!!!
FOR THE NFL-EY, VINCENT SEANCES, I USED REIKI.
I PREFER REIKI, AS IT INVOLVES MEDICAL MYSTICISM.
IT'S CHEAPER, REQUIRING NO TOOLS, AS IT'S SIMPLY THE SAME HANDS ON YOUR BODY, YOUR RICKY RECRUIT, GHETTO REIKI HANDS.
(SAY THIS SUPER-FAST, LIKE COMMERCIALS ABOUT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, ITS FATAL SIDE EFFECTS, LIKE A LIABILITY DISCLAIMER) ;)
THE NEW DRUG CALLED REIKI RECRUIT CHARMCASTING ORACLES :
IT CAN BE USED TO LAND AIRPLANES, NOT TO EXCEED THE SIZE OF A 747 AIRPLANE, FULLY-LOADED, WITH ITS MAXIMUM WEIGHT CAPACITY, ITS MAXIMUM ALLOWABLE AMOUNT OF PASSENGERS AND LUGGAGE, IN WEIGHT, WITH EXCLUSIONS RELATED TO THE BRADY BUNCH.
THOSE ONES, THE BRADY BUNCH, WEIGH AS MUCH AS TEN ADULT PEOPLE, GOD.
THEY WERE SPIRITUALLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN, ON THE CACTUS 1549'ER PLANE WINGS, SHOUTING, "SINK, YOU FEKKIN' BITCHES, AND HOES," TO DROWNING, HYPOTHERMIC, PLANE-CRASHED BABIES.
WE CAN NO LONGER HELP THEM, EVEN THROUGH REMOTE REIKI, GOD.
THEY ARE ANABOLIKKK STEROIDAL!!!
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