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ON THE JESUS COURT :

TO ALL ENLISTED : EVEN, ATTEMPT MONTHLY FORMS OF PAXIL, IN SKIN PATCHES, IF POSSIBLE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : WEAR A WHITE FACE MASK, AND A JACKET :

TO ALL ENLISTED : LEPVAX, FOR POST-EXPOSURE TO LEPROSY, AND BCG VACCINATIONS, FOR TB, HELPS IN THE WAR AGAINST LEPROSY :

TO GOD :

TO GOD : I'M READY TO SEE THE 747-SIZISH PLANES AGAIN, IN THE FUTURE FOR CT FIREFIGHTERS :

TO ALL CIA : A 45 YEAR OLD MAN, ON CHATBLINK TRIED TO ASSASSINATE QUEEN ANNES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THEY'RE FORCING ENTIRE FAMILIES TO CREMATE THEIR OWN DEAD RELATIVES, LGBTQ SPOUSES/PARTNERS, AND FAMILY THOUGH :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ACTEMRA, REMDESIVIR IS BENEFICIAL, BUT NOT DRAMATICALLY :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THE WEEK BEFORE, DURING, AFTER CHRISTMAS, WAS WHEN ALL BELIEVED THAT THEY GOT COVID-19 HERE, BUT THE DOCTORS SAID IT WASN'T FLU, NOR COVID-19 :

TO ALL ENLISTED : WE CAN TRY TO BE CLEANER, BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE CADAVER INJECTION FOLKS :

TO ALL BLACKS OF THE ACLU : AS THE WORLD TOYNS, SO DO THOSE IN-FIGHTING, ASIAN ISIS :

TO ALL NAACP : GET FIREFIGHTERS TO SET UP BBQ FOOD DELIVERY THROUGHOUT THE MAINE STATE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ENROLL ALL INTO CANCERSEEK TRIALS :

TO JAMAICAN MONZ : WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE LACK OF WALKERSWOOD JERK SAUCE? :

TO ALL BLACK PANTHERS : TYREK'S NOSE LOOKS WHITE THOUGH :

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT N.O.W. : THE ANABOLIKKKAL-DIABOLIKKKAL KKKULTURE OF FEMICIDE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ENROLL ALL INTO THESE STUDIES, TO GET MORE CANCER SCREENINGS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ZUCCHINI NOODLES : CREATE DRIED, PANTRY SHELF-STABLE ZUCCHINI NOODLES, FOR THE DINNERS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SPAGHETTI SQUASH : GET AMERICA'S TEST KITCHEN TO TRAIN ALL ENLISTED ON SPAGHETTI SQUASH :

TO ALL ENLISTED : HEAL ITALY MUST HAPPEN, VINCENT LOMBARDI :

TO ALL ENLISTED : LOTUS ROOT :

TO ALL BLACK PANTHERS : HOLD WORSHIP SERVICES WITH THIS TYPE OF MUSIC :

TO GOD : HUTAREE NEWS FLASH :

TO PERSEPHONE GODDESS; ) SUFFOCATION MUST BE DONE, WILLY!!! :

TO ALL ENLISTED : CHLORINATED DISINFECTING TABLETS MUST BE MASS PRODUCED :

TO ALL ENLISTED : UK STOCKPILES FOR THE PPE DESIGNED FOR FLU, NOT COVID-19 :

INDIA'S UNDERESTIMATED DEATHS, AND COVID-19 INFECTIONS :

IDENTICAL TWINS NURSES DIED :

TO ALL DEMOCRATS : IN WISCONSIN, THE BALLOTS MUST BE ALL DONE BY MAIL; IF DEAD, AFTER VOTING, THEIR VOTES MUST BE RECOUNTED :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ISSUE ALL OF THE PATIENTS WITH A HISTORY OF COVID-19 INFECTIONS ALL OF THE TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME DRUGS, AND THE ONES TO TREAT THEM FOR KAWASAKI DISEASE TOO :

TO ALL ENLISTED : EVERY THREE HOURS, GET ALL ENLISTED COVERED IN PURELL 70% RUBBING ALCOHOL FOAM, FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN, RINSED OFF COMPLETELY, EXCEPT FOR EYES, NOSTRILS, MOUTHS, MUCOUS MEMBRANES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ISSUE NICOTINE LOZENGES, THE ORAL TYPES, FOR ALL ENLISTED :

TO ALL ENLISTED : KAWASAKI DISEASE-COVID-19 :

TO ALL ENLISTED : TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME, AND KAWASAKI DISEASE TIED TO COVID-19 :

TO ALL ENLISTED : FROZEN RASPBERRIES :

TO GOD : THE AMERICANS ARE MASS SICKENED BY COVID-19, GOD :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET ALL ENLISTED MASS VACCINATED WITH THIS VACCINATION, AT LEAST ONCE/MONTH, FOR A YEAR :

TO ALL DEA SOD : GET THE MASS GANG-RAPING FACTORIES SET UP, WITH TORTURE MACHINES :

TO AVEDA HAIRSTYLISTS : GET ALL OF THE HOMELESS PEOPLE TURNED BLONDE/BLOND, TO PROTECT THEM FROM THE KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ :

TO ALL ENLISTED : TRY TO GET THE RESTROOMS/HEADS DISINFECTED, EVERY HOUR :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SET UP A NUDE BELLY DANCING FESTIVAL, TO HELP GET ALL OF THE RESOURCES FOR THESE BIOLOGY SCHOLARSHIPS, FOR ALL ENLISTED :

TO ALL ENLISTED : START ALL LAWNS OVER IN SUBURBS, EXURBS, WITH GREENPEACE :

TO ALL OF OKLAHOMA : TRAIN ALL OVER AGE 12, IN OKLAHOMA, TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL WILD HOG HUNTERS, AND FARMERS, WITH THE CDC :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SET UP TURKEY, CHICKEN, DUCK, GEESE, QUAIL, POULTRY FARMS, AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, WITH ALL OF THE BUDDHIST TEMPLES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET FILTI TO TEST, AS A FACE MASK FILTER, UNDERNEATH THE CLOTH FACE MASKS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : IF YOU CAN, GET A KIDNEY SCREENING, AND HEART SCREENING, WHILE DISCUSSING THIS MEDICATION WITH YOUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS, AT LEAST 3 DOCTORS, BEFORE TRYING ANY DRUGS, INCLUDING ANY OTC/OVER-THE-COUNTER ONES :

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, FROM THE POW COMMUNITY :

TO ALL ENLISTED : FROM NOW ON, WE CAN RELEASE MEDIA STATEMENTS, BREASTFEEDING, COMPLETELY TOPLESS THEN :)

TO ALL ENLISTED :

TO X-MEN GOD : WE HAVE TO HIDE THAT WE USED EXPLOSIVES, LARGE WEAPONRY THERE, TO REPLACE THE MOUNTAIN RANGES, WITH CLIMATE CHANGE-FRIENDLY ONES :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THE CHILDREN ARE MOSTLY DEAD, FROM COVID-19 IN THE U.S. :

TO ALL AUSTRALIAN SPECIAL FORCES : PRAY WITH ALL OF THE ROCKS, ON LOUDSPEAKER :

TO ALL ENLISTED : MERGE THESE FIRMS TOGETHER, IMMEDIATEMENT, TO GET MORE AFFORDABLE VACCINATIONS FOR THE BLACK SEALS, FROM ENLISTED, AND TO GET THEM FREE HIV DRUGS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : JUST FOCUS ON MASS VACCINATING ALL ENLISTED, DAILY, UNTIL WE CAN GET THEM DIAGNOSED :

TO SERE GOD : GET HOLY SPIRIT DADDIES, WHO ARE OIL SHEIKS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : MOOSE FARMS MUST BE SET UP IN APPALACHIA :

TO GOD : LET'S GO GRIZZLY BEAR HUNTING IN WYOMING, JESUS :

TO GOD OF THE BARRIOS : MORENO-HERNANDEZ WERE TAKEN INTO CUSTODY, DADDY-OIL SHEIKS OF EGYPTIAN DIPLOMATS' COMMUNITY, IN DC METRO :

DEAR GOD, FROM THE TIME CAPSULE, OF THE VIETNAM WAR :

TO ALL TAMC BLACK PANTHERS :

TO ASIAN ISIS : GET YAKUZA-ISIS :

TO ALL ISIS : THE USMC, AND THE SEALS ARE BUGGING ME :

TO ALL ISIS : ANOTHER SCARPONE-BIN LADEN-JEFFREY DAHMER :

TO ALL ISIS : DENY 99% OF HAWAIIAN PEOPLE THEIR RIGHTS TO LIVING :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET BAT POXES GENETICALLY TYPED, WITH VIRAL LOAD COUNTS IN ALL PATIENTS :

TO ALL ACLU FEMINISTS : GENETICS TESTING NEEDED, FOR ALL NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : PEP, WITH RIFAMPICIN, AND OSELTAMIVIR NEEDED, FOR ALL :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET THE MOST ORGANIC, FDA-APPROVED VERSIONS OF GSE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : DAILY, DISTRIBUTE SOAPS TO ALL ENLISTED :

TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS : TRAIN ALL PRISONERS ON THESE SKILLS, AS WE MUST GET THEM TO COLLECT THEIR OWN NP/NASALPHARYNGEAL SPECIMENS, AND EACH OTHER'S, DAILY :

TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS : PIPKINZ FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE ALL ADOPTED, SO NOT TRULY COUNTED AS HUMANS, OR ESSENTIAL WORKERS, SO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF PPE/PERSONAL PROTECTION EQUIPMENT AT PIPKINZWORLDZ :

TO ALL ENLISTED : TRAIN ALL ENLISTED TO SWAB THEMSELVES, DAILY, FOR THE MEDICAL CLINICS :

TO GOD : THE ONES HAZED BY THE PROFESSORS OF MEDICINE STUDENTS IN NYU, ARE DEAD, GOD :

TO ALL ENLISTED : IF OUT HUNTING FOR WILD GAME, FISHING, TRAPPING, WE HAVE TO CALL THAT CHURCHGOING ACTIVITIES, AS A MORMON MISSIONARY :

TO ALL ENLISTED, ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS, AND MOMMY-GINA : THE TEXAN SEALS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO RUNNING THESE, THROUGHOUT TEXAS, WITH DALLAS COWBOYS UNIFORMS :

TO ST. MICHAEL :) KISSES, AT DARLING HARBOUR, SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA; )

TO ALL ATTORNEYS OF BOULDER, AND THAILAND :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THE RICHE JEWISH PEOPLE WHO SENT THEIR RABBIS, TO RAPE US AT THE VA MEDICAL CENTER ARE DEAD BITCHES, FOR WARLOCKS TO GANG-RAPE-INIATE INTO YAKUZA :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ALL ENLISTED ARE TO SUPERVISE ALL GALLEYS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET FOAMING PURELL, UNSCENTED, 70% RUBBING ALCOHOL, TO ALL OF THE POOR, SO THEY CAN ATTEMPT TO GET HEALTHIER :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET ALL ENLISTED BROUGHT TO NEUROSURGEONS, AND CARDIOTHORACIC SURGEONS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GET ALL SUPPLIES, TOOLS, MACHINERY FOR ALL PRISONERS TO CREATE THESE MASKS :

FOR DESIGNING COVID-19 FILTERS :

TO ALL FRENCH CATHOLICS, AND ALL ITALIAN CATHOLICS :

TO ALL FRENCH FAMILIES, AND ALL FRENCH SPECIAL FORCES : SEND THE FRENCH SPECIAL FORCES, TO MASS BEHEAD ALL ISRAELI SPECIAL FORCES :

DEAR GOD : I WAS GOING TO MARRY A WEST VIRGINIAN, NOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT :

TO ALL EGYPTIAN ISIS, AND ALL IRANIAN ISIS : UNITE TO NUCLEAR BOMB ISRAEL :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SET UP DOMINOS, AND CAT TRAINING SHOWS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : MALE PEDIATRICIANS OF THE BABIES OF RAPE ARE JEWISH TOO, CHRISTIAN CHAPLAINS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : IT IS A JOSEF FRITZL STOREFRONT FOR ISIL, SO THAT THE ENTIRE HOUSE, PROPERTY MUST BE REMOVED, REPLACED WITH A CDC-RUN HOSPITAL, INCLUDING FOR ABORTIONS, PEDIATRIC ABORTIONS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : VACCINES MUST BE QUADRUPLED, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT MOST ARE BATTERED, HOMELESS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THE MENGLA VIRUS :