TO ALL FEMINISTS AT N.O.W. : TOP SECRET : MY BRIDGET JONES-TURNED-TOP-SECRET-CIA-DIARY ENTRY :
DEAR CIA GOD/"GODDESS";)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scWHUI_Jw3g
ON THE EVE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, WHICH IS, BY MY BIRTHRIGHT, AS YOUR DIVINE WIFE, NATURALLY MINE TOO, OF COURSE, AS A BRITISH-EDUCATED CIA-USN-USMC, I FIND MYSELF AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
I AM A SEAL GOD, NOT GODDESS, THROUGH MY MARRIAGE TO YOU, MY DEAREST, FEMINIST HUSBAND, JESUS.
I AM A SYMBOL OF SUCCESS, POWER, AND ELITISM.
I HAVE ACHIEVED MY COUP D'ETAT, OVERTHROWING THE KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ, FROM THEIR ROACH-INFESTED, GHETTO POSHTEL, ZEE VITE HAUSE, BUILT ONLY BY SLAVES, FROM YOUR KINGDOM, AFRIQUE.
ROFLMAO!!!!;)
THANK YOU, GOD:)
YOU PROVIDED ROYAL QUEEN STATUS, FOR ME, AND ALL OF YOUR SEXUALLY CELIBATE, CHASTE, PURE WIVES, WHO ARE ALL FEMINIST MYSTICS:)
MANY ARE ASTOUNDED, SHOCKED, THAT GOD CAN BE A FEMINIST.
YES, THROUGH THE WRITINGS OF ST. PAUL, YOU PROVIDED FOR ME A LOVE LETTER...
IT READ, "TO MY VIRGIN WIFE, I LOVE YOU," THOSE TEACHINGS OF ST. PAUL, ON SEXUAL CELIBACY, AND VIRGINITY.
VIRGINITY IS A DIVINE RIGHT, A HOLY PRIVILEGE, A PRIZED STATUS SYMBOL, ESPECIALLY AMONG THESE CHILEAN-ASIAN GANGSTA GURLS, OF OPIOID PILL MILLS, LIKE VICTORIA HO'S, TRUFFULY, THE REAL HOES, AT THEIR VIRGINIAN MEDICAL PILL MILL CLINICS, AND, AMONG THE HELL'S ANGELS' KKKO-GIMPING BITCHES, OF KKKOLORADO, MY FELLOW CHRISTIANS, AND CHRISTIAN U.S. MARINES.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scWHUI_Jw3g
ON THE EVE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, WHICH IS, BY MY BIRTHRIGHT, AS YOUR DIVINE WIFE, NATURALLY MINE TOO, OF COURSE, AS A BRITISH-EDUCATED CIA-USN-USMC, I FIND MYSELF AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
I AM A SEAL GOD, NOT GODDESS, THROUGH MY MARRIAGE TO YOU, MY DEAREST, FEMINIST HUSBAND, JESUS.
I AM A SYMBOL OF SUCCESS, POWER, AND ELITISM.
I HAVE ACHIEVED MY COUP D'ETAT, OVERTHROWING THE KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ, FROM THEIR ROACH-INFESTED, GHETTO POSHTEL, ZEE VITE HAUSE, BUILT ONLY BY SLAVES, FROM YOUR KINGDOM, AFRIQUE.
ROFLMAO!!!!;)
THANK YOU, GOD:)
YOU PROVIDED ROYAL QUEEN STATUS, FOR ME, AND ALL OF YOUR SEXUALLY CELIBATE, CHASTE, PURE WIVES, WHO ARE ALL FEMINIST MYSTICS:)
MANY ARE ASTOUNDED, SHOCKED, THAT GOD CAN BE A FEMINIST.
YES, THROUGH THE WRITINGS OF ST. PAUL, YOU PROVIDED FOR ME A LOVE LETTER...
IT READ, "TO MY VIRGIN WIFE, I LOVE YOU," THOSE TEACHINGS OF ST. PAUL, ON SEXUAL CELIBACY, AND VIRGINITY.
VIRGINITY IS A DIVINE RIGHT, A HOLY PRIVILEGE, A PRIZED STATUS SYMBOL, ESPECIALLY AMONG THESE CHILEAN-ASIAN GANGSTA GURLS, OF OPIOID PILL MILLS, LIKE VICTORIA HO'S, TRUFFULY, THE REAL HOES, AT THEIR VIRGINIAN MEDICAL PILL MILL CLINICS, AND, AMONG THE HELL'S ANGELS' KKKO-GIMPING BITCHES, OF KKKOLORADO, MY FELLOW CHRISTIANS, AND CHRISTIAN U.S. MARINES.
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