TO ALL EDDIE MURPHY "COMING TO AMERICA" FANS ;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=scWHUI_Jw3g
GATHER ALL OF THE POLICE AUCTION VEHICLES TO GEICO'S TRUE CAR PROGRAM, TO MAKE SURE THAT THE TITLE IS TRULY CLEAN, CLEAR OF ODOMETER ROLLBACKS, AND FREE OF MECHANICS' LIENS;)
GET FIRESTONE ASE, MASTER-LEVEL MECHANICS, TO MAKE SURE THAT IT GETS A LIFETIME PROGRAM ON THE ALIGNMENT TOO, ALL OF GEICO'S TRUE CAR PROGRAM VEHICLES.
DEEPLY DISINFECT THE VEHICLE AS IF THERE HAD BEEN FENTANYL-CRACK ADDICTS, WHO DIED OF OVERDOSE IN THE VEHICLES TOO.
WHAT IF WE NEED TO BE ON NARCAN, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, IN INTENSIVE CARE DEPARTMENTS, FOR A LIFETIME, FROM THESE SHADY-ARSED VEHICLES???
STRIP OUT ALL INTERIORS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH THE MOMO ONES, OF THE SUBARU WRX, STI RACE CARS.
RECREATE THEM ALL AS AWD, JUST LIKE A WRX/STI RALLY VEHICLE TOO.
EVERYONE FEELS LIKE HOVERING THEIR ARSES, ABOVE THESE VEHICLE SEATS, AS IF THEY CAN CATCH STD'S, FROM THE UPHOLSTERY, JUST LIKE AT PUBLIC RESTROOMS;)
GATHER ALL OF THE POLICE AUCTION VEHICLES TO GEICO'S TRUE CAR PROGRAM, TO MAKE SURE THAT THE TITLE IS TRULY CLEAN, CLEAR OF ODOMETER ROLLBACKS, AND FREE OF MECHANICS' LIENS;)
GET FIRESTONE ASE, MASTER-LEVEL MECHANICS, TO MAKE SURE THAT IT GETS A LIFETIME PROGRAM ON THE ALIGNMENT TOO, ALL OF GEICO'S TRUE CAR PROGRAM VEHICLES.
DEEPLY DISINFECT THE VEHICLE AS IF THERE HAD BEEN FENTANYL-CRACK ADDICTS, WHO DIED OF OVERDOSE IN THE VEHICLES TOO.
WHAT IF WE NEED TO BE ON NARCAN, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, IN INTENSIVE CARE DEPARTMENTS, FOR A LIFETIME, FROM THESE SHADY-ARSED VEHICLES???
STRIP OUT ALL INTERIORS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH THE MOMO ONES, OF THE SUBARU WRX, STI RACE CARS.
RECREATE THEM ALL AS AWD, JUST LIKE A WRX/STI RALLY VEHICLE TOO.
EVERYONE FEELS LIKE HOVERING THEIR ARSES, ABOVE THESE VEHICLE SEATS, AS IF THEY CAN CATCH STD'S, FROM THE UPHOLSTERY, JUST LIKE AT PUBLIC RESTROOMS;)
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