TO RUSSIA : ALEXEI, SEND YOUR MAY THAI FIGHTERS TO NYC METRO, TO LITTLE ITALY, TO KILL ALL ITALIAN, SICILIAN MAFIAS :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNBoL08tYI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

YOU WERE NEVER WITHOUT ME, RUSSIA, AS I AM NATO SPECIAL FORCES' COMMANDER.

YOU, PUTIN, LURED, GROOMED, LIKE A PEDOPHILE, THEN, TOOK/ABDUCTED EDWARD SNOWDEN.

I, AS AN EMISSARY OF AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, NEED TO SEE HIM, ON LIVE CAMERA, 24 HOURS PER DAY, IN RUSSIA.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

YES, I AM BOTH, THE NATO COMMANDER, AND THE EMISSARY OF AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

ANYTIME I EAT, I GET EDWARD SNOWDEN, TO COME TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE, TO EAT FIRST, TO BE TREATED HUMANELY, FIRST, BEFORE MYSELF.

EDWARD SNOWDEN AND I ARE JUST LIKE NICOLE KIDMAN'S, TOM CRUISE'S CHARACTERS, FROM THE "FAR AND AWAY" FILM.

WE BOTH GO BACK,  TO LITTLE RUSSIA, OF DC METRO, ALEXEI NAVALNY, BUT HE GOT CAPTURED, RADICALIZED, BY PUTINZ' KKKUNTZ, OF KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ.

NO THANKS, EDWARD SNOWDEN, AND PUTIN PUPPETS, OF KKKRUMPZ KKKUNTZ.

I GOT MY OWN TOP SECRET BUSINESS, WITH ALEXEI NAVALNY, SO WON'T NEED YOUR DIRTY NSA.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

I GO WIT POOR RUSSIANZ, NOT OLIGARCHY WAYZ.

EDWARD SNOWDEN AIN'T NO RUSSIAN JEW, ISRAEL.

HE IS NOT A BLACK, AFRICAN ATHENA-PREACHING, SWAHILI-SPEAKING, SPANISH-SPEAKING,  NATIVE AMERICAN MEDICINE WOMYN-RUSSIAN JEW, NAACP.