TO ALL DEMOCRATS, ALL BERNIE SANDERS' SUPPORTERS : CREATIVE WRITING PROMPT :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzqeza2mOLY
"DHARMA 2.0, DHARMA GOES BIN LADEN, AGAINST GREG'S SEAL KKKOMMANDER" FROM THE "DHARMA AND GREG," TV SHOW, A SPINOFF, WHERE DHARMA GOES TO BOOTKKKAMP, WITH GREG'S MILITARY KKKOMRADES;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r1gPee4X5nk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mXRNqVv1M
ACT 1 :
SCENE 1 :
https://www.liquorama.net/jack-daniels-old-no7-tennessee-sour-mash-whiskey-750ml.html
DHARMA, CASUALLY SHRUGS, SITS INDIAN-STYLE, SWIGGING HER JACK DANIEL'S SOUR MASH WHISKEY, AMONG SURFER SEALS, AT SUNSET CLIFFS, IN SAN DIEGO, KKKALIFORNIA.
https://www.leaf.tv/articles/the-difference-between-bourbon-whiskey-sour-mash/
"YOU HAVE TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER, FOR ME, YET AGAIN," DHARMA CONFESSES, CONTRITELY, TO THE BLOND, ARYAN SEALS, WHO WERE HER SHIPMATES, WHILE GETTING INTO HER DOWNWARD-FACING DOG YOGA POSE.
https://www.yogajournal.com/.amp/poses/downward-facing-dog
"THERE'S CRIMINAL, TERRORISM CHARGES PENDING AGAINST ME, AGAIN, DUDES," SHE EXPLAINS FURTHER.
SHE EXPLICATES/EXPLAINS IN GREATER DETAILS, "SO, SEE, I WAS TELLING THIS PREGNANT CHICK, FROM AN ORTHODOX MUSLIM KKKULT, WHERE ALL FEMALES WERE SUBJECTED TO/SUBJUGATED TO WEARING FULL HIJABS, THAT HER COUGH COULD BE FROM HER ENSLAVEMENT AT PETSMART, HER WORKPLACE, WHERE SHE MAY HAVE, POTENTIALLY, CONTRACTED A ZOONOTIC DISEASE, CALLED FELINE CHLAMYDIA...WHICH EXHIBITS AS A RESPIRATORY AILMENT, WHEN TRANSMITTED FROM FELINES TO HUMANS, JUST FROM LIVING IN CLOSE QUARTERS WITH THEM, HANDLING THEIR FOOD BOWLS, LITTER BOXES, BUT, THEN, SHE BROUGHT ALONG HER PIMP-FATHER, TO BEAT ME UP, AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A FORM OF SLUT-SHAMING HER, AND ALL MUSLIMS, DUE TO MY USAGE OF THE WORD, CHLAMYDIA, SEAL DUDES."
SHE WIPED A TEAR AWAY, SHRUGGED AGAIN, AND SAID, "IT'S NO BIGGIE, DUDES, BUT NOW, I HAVE WHIPLASH, SLIPPED, SPINAL CORD DISCS, TBI, CONCUSSIONS, TMJ, RUPTURED EAR DRUMS, SELECTIVE MUTISM, SPRAINS ALL OVER, BONE BRUISES, AND A DISLOCATED SHOULDER, SO, I CAN'T SPEAK, HEAR, PROCESS MY THOUGHTS, WELL ENOUGH, IN THE COURT, TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM HER TERRORISM CHARGES, AND POLICE BRUTALITY CHARGES AGAINST ME, OKAY?"
DANNY DIETZ, THE ENLISTED SEAL, WHO WAS ON THE SIDELINES, A POOR HISPANIC-AMERICAN, WHO ACTED SIMILARLY TO "PIG," FROM "THE LORDS OF DISCIPLINE," HEARD HER CONFESSION TO HIS ARYAN, HATE KKKRIMINAL, SEAL COMMANDER.
JASON, HIS SEAL, KKKATHOLIKKK, INDEPENDENT PARTY LEADER BOSS, WAS DEFINITELY A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY KKKOMPLEX, KNOWN FOR SERIALLY-RAPING, SALEM WITCH-HUNTING THE MOST PETITE, HELPLESS WOMYN, NAME-CALLING THEM, DEMONIZING THEM, AS "ALL SATANIC-WORSHIPPING PUTAS, HEATHENS, AND NIGGER HOES."
ACT 1 :
SCENE 2 :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_Act_(United_States)
JASON BELLOWED ACROSS THE WATCHFLOOR, "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING, IN THE BATHROOM, FOR AN HOUR, DHARMA??? GET OUT, AS WE NEED YOU TO BE ON THE WATCHFLOOR!!!! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISE, DHARMA!!! THE ADMIRALS ARE GOING INCARCERATE US ALL, IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE WATCHFLOOR!!!"
DHARMA APPEARS, OUT OF THE RESTROOM, THE LATTER CALLED A "HEAD," IN MILITARY SLANG, WEARING A FULL, FAKE, OSAMA BIN LADENESQUE BEARD, GLUED ONTO HER FACE.
"I WAS HANGING OUT WITH A LESBIAN LAWYER CHICK, MY FRIEND, FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WHO BECAME A U.N. INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEY," DHARMA SHEEPISHLY ADMITTED, AS SHE ADJUSTED HER GIG LINE, ON HER USN UNIFORM.
"SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE COULD HELP ME WITH MY CRIMINAL, TERRORISM CHARGES, AT THE DISTRICT COURT, AS LONG AS I CAN LOOK MORE LGBTQ, DUDES;)"
DANNY DIETZ, A SEAL, CAME OUT BEHIND DHARMA, FROM THE HEAD/RESTROOM, IN FULL DRAG, WITH GLITTERY, FALSE EYELASHES, AND WEARING A PINK BALLET TUTU.
HE GRINNED AT JASON, THEIR ARYAN SEAL KKKOMMANDER, AND SAID, "I GOTTA GO TO COURT TOO, AS AN EYEWITNESS, IN DHARMA'S COURT CASE, SO WE NEED TO ARRANGE FOR SUBSTITUTES, FROM THE OTHER WATCH SECTIONS, JASON, TO HANDLE THIS JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISE."
JASON PUT HIS MARIJUANA BLUNT IN A CIGAR CASE, WITH HIS LIPS PURSED TOGETHER, STERNLY, THEN, PLACED HIS HAND ON HIS HIP, GLARING, AT THE TWO OF HIS INSUBORDINATES, AS THEY PIROUETTED, TOGETHER, IN SYNC, OUT THE DOOR.
"DHARMA 2.0, DHARMA GOES BIN LADEN, AGAINST GREG'S SEAL KKKOMMANDER" FROM THE "DHARMA AND GREG," TV SHOW, A SPINOFF, WHERE DHARMA GOES TO BOOTKKKAMP, WITH GREG'S MILITARY KKKOMRADES;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r1gPee4X5nk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mXRNqVv1M
ACT 1 :
SCENE 1 :
https://www.liquorama.net/jack-daniels-old-no7-tennessee-sour-mash-whiskey-750ml.html
DHARMA, CASUALLY SHRUGS, SITS INDIAN-STYLE, SWIGGING HER JACK DANIEL'S SOUR MASH WHISKEY, AMONG SURFER SEALS, AT SUNSET CLIFFS, IN SAN DIEGO, KKKALIFORNIA.
https://www.leaf.tv/articles/the-difference-between-bourbon-whiskey-sour-mash/
"YOU HAVE TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER, FOR ME, YET AGAIN," DHARMA CONFESSES, CONTRITELY, TO THE BLOND, ARYAN SEALS, WHO WERE HER SHIPMATES, WHILE GETTING INTO HER DOWNWARD-FACING DOG YOGA POSE.
https://www.yogajournal.com/.amp/poses/downward-facing-dog
"THERE'S CRIMINAL, TERRORISM CHARGES PENDING AGAINST ME, AGAIN, DUDES," SHE EXPLAINS FURTHER.
SHE EXPLICATES/EXPLAINS IN GREATER DETAILS, "SO, SEE, I WAS TELLING THIS PREGNANT CHICK, FROM AN ORTHODOX MUSLIM KKKULT, WHERE ALL FEMALES WERE SUBJECTED TO/SUBJUGATED TO WEARING FULL HIJABS, THAT HER COUGH COULD BE FROM HER ENSLAVEMENT AT PETSMART, HER WORKPLACE, WHERE SHE MAY HAVE, POTENTIALLY, CONTRACTED A ZOONOTIC DISEASE, CALLED FELINE CHLAMYDIA...WHICH EXHIBITS AS A RESPIRATORY AILMENT, WHEN TRANSMITTED FROM FELINES TO HUMANS, JUST FROM LIVING IN CLOSE QUARTERS WITH THEM, HANDLING THEIR FOOD BOWLS, LITTER BOXES, BUT, THEN, SHE BROUGHT ALONG HER PIMP-FATHER, TO BEAT ME UP, AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A FORM OF SLUT-SHAMING HER, AND ALL MUSLIMS, DUE TO MY USAGE OF THE WORD, CHLAMYDIA, SEAL DUDES."
SHE WIPED A TEAR AWAY, SHRUGGED AGAIN, AND SAID, "IT'S NO BIGGIE, DUDES, BUT NOW, I HAVE WHIPLASH, SLIPPED, SPINAL CORD DISCS, TBI, CONCUSSIONS, TMJ, RUPTURED EAR DRUMS, SELECTIVE MUTISM, SPRAINS ALL OVER, BONE BRUISES, AND A DISLOCATED SHOULDER, SO, I CAN'T SPEAK, HEAR, PROCESS MY THOUGHTS, WELL ENOUGH, IN THE COURT, TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM HER TERRORISM CHARGES, AND POLICE BRUTALITY CHARGES AGAINST ME, OKAY?"
DANNY DIETZ, THE ENLISTED SEAL, WHO WAS ON THE SIDELINES, A POOR HISPANIC-AMERICAN, WHO ACTED SIMILARLY TO "PIG," FROM "THE LORDS OF DISCIPLINE," HEARD HER CONFESSION TO HIS ARYAN, HATE KKKRIMINAL, SEAL COMMANDER.
JASON, HIS SEAL, KKKATHOLIKKK, INDEPENDENT PARTY LEADER BOSS, WAS DEFINITELY A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY KKKOMPLEX, KNOWN FOR SERIALLY-RAPING, SALEM WITCH-HUNTING THE MOST PETITE, HELPLESS WOMYN, NAME-CALLING THEM, DEMONIZING THEM, AS "ALL SATANIC-WORSHIPPING PUTAS, HEATHENS, AND NIGGER HOES."
ACT 1 :
SCENE 2 :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_Act_(United_States)
JASON BELLOWED ACROSS THE WATCHFLOOR, "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING, IN THE BATHROOM, FOR AN HOUR, DHARMA??? GET OUT, AS WE NEED YOU TO BE ON THE WATCHFLOOR!!!! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISE, DHARMA!!! THE ADMIRALS ARE GOING INCARCERATE US ALL, IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE WATCHFLOOR!!!"
DHARMA APPEARS, OUT OF THE RESTROOM, THE LATTER CALLED A "HEAD," IN MILITARY SLANG, WEARING A FULL, FAKE, OSAMA BIN LADENESQUE BEARD, GLUED ONTO HER FACE.
"I WAS HANGING OUT WITH A LESBIAN LAWYER CHICK, MY FRIEND, FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WHO BECAME A U.N. INTERNATIONAL ATTORNEY," DHARMA SHEEPISHLY ADMITTED, AS SHE ADJUSTED HER GIG LINE, ON HER USN UNIFORM.
"SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE COULD HELP ME WITH MY CRIMINAL, TERRORISM CHARGES, AT THE DISTRICT COURT, AS LONG AS I CAN LOOK MORE LGBTQ, DUDES;)"
DANNY DIETZ, A SEAL, CAME OUT BEHIND DHARMA, FROM THE HEAD/RESTROOM, IN FULL DRAG, WITH GLITTERY, FALSE EYELASHES, AND WEARING A PINK BALLET TUTU.
HE GRINNED AT JASON, THEIR ARYAN SEAL KKKOMMANDER, AND SAID, "I GOTTA GO TO COURT TOO, AS AN EYEWITNESS, IN DHARMA'S COURT CASE, SO WE NEED TO ARRANGE FOR SUBSTITUTES, FROM THE OTHER WATCH SECTIONS, JASON, TO HANDLE THIS JOINT STRATEGIC EXERCISE."
JASON PUT HIS MARIJUANA BLUNT IN A CIGAR CASE, WITH HIS LIPS PURSED TOGETHER, STERNLY, THEN, PLACED HIS HAND ON HIS HIP, GLARING, AT THE TWO OF HIS INSUBORDINATES, AS THEY PIROUETTED, TOGETHER, IN SYNC, OUT THE DOOR.
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