TO GOD:

DEAR JESUS,

I ADDED IN AS MY TALENT COMPETITION, IN MS. AMERICA, THAT WE WILL PASS TOP SECRET USN-CIA-USMC BOOT CAMP, AND BECOME THE LEADER OF THE NATO SPECIAL FORCES.

ALSO, I WILL TRY TO BE ABLE TO GET BEYOND VINCENT LOMBARDI, STUDY ORTHOPEDIC SURGERY, NEUROSURGERY, AND BECOME AN EAGLE SCOUT, IN ONE FIRE-STARTING CLASS.

AT THE SAME TIME, I HAVE US COVERING THE HUDSON RIVER, IN THE FUTURE, WHILST DOING ALL OF THE DC METRO CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS, AND RUNNING THE FBI.

NO PROBLEM.

STILL, I ATTEMPTED TO BE AN EMT, SPECIALIZING IN HEART ATTACKS, IN THE CLASSROOM NEXT DOOR, DIABETES AT VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, BRONCOS' "CHEERLEADER" AT BUFFALO BILLS GAME, BE A FIREFIGHTER IN VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA, RUN COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY SYSTEMS, TO THE POLICE STATION, NEXT DOOR, ON CAMPUS, FROM ONE CLASSROOM, USING ONLY BAT QOL-SPARKYESQUE PRAYER.

I WAS ABLE TO GUESS THE WORLD SERIES TOO;)

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