TO ALL ENLISTED : GATHER ALL ENLISTED TO TRAIN AS LA LECHE LEAGUE PEDIATRIC NURSE PRACTITIONERS :
SET UP BREASTFEEDING CUBICLES IN ALL CORPORATIONS, AT LEAST 50% OF THEIR CUBICLES.
GET BREAST MILK STORAGE UNITS, REFRIGERATORS, FREEZERS, SET UP, JUST LIKE AT THE NICU.
THE INFANTS NEED TO BE ALL BROUGHT ALONG TO WORK, FOR AT LEAST A YEAR, FOR THE BREASTFEEDING OPERATIONS.
PLACE ALL OF THE MUMS ON PAID MATERNITY LEAVE FOR THREE YEARS, STARTING AT 3 MONTHS PREGNANT.
ARREST ALL CORPORATE EXECUTIVES, UNTIL THE LA LECHE LEAGUE OPERATIONS ARE COMPLETED.
GET BREAST MILK STORAGE UNITS, REFRIGERATORS, FREEZERS, SET UP, JUST LIKE AT THE NICU.
THE INFANTS NEED TO BE ALL BROUGHT ALONG TO WORK, FOR AT LEAST A YEAR, FOR THE BREASTFEEDING OPERATIONS.
PLACE ALL OF THE MUMS ON PAID MATERNITY LEAVE FOR THREE YEARS, STARTING AT 3 MONTHS PREGNANT.
ARREST ALL CORPORATE EXECUTIVES, UNTIL THE LA LECHE LEAGUE OPERATIONS ARE COMPLETED.
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