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TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER ALL SUPERMAX PRISONERS TO AN UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, INTO CANADA :)

TO ALL ENLISTED: RECIPE IDEAS:

TO NCIS : KISSES TO MY SYDNEY METRO POLITICIAN EX, CODENAMED "AUSSIE":)

TO ALL ASIAN ISIS : DON'T PROTECT BEVERLY HILLS' FOOTBALL TEAMS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : CREATE VEGAN, AND HALF-VEGAN DISHES FOR THIS PLACE :

TO ALL ENLISTED, AND ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : JESUS COURT NEEDS THIS PROPERTY, TO BE PRESENT IN THE AREA :

TO ALL ENLISTED: NOT TRUE FOR JESUS COURT THOUGH :

TO VINCE: VINCENT LOMBARDI SOMETIMES PLAYS FOOTBALL IN DARLING HARBOUR;)

TO ALL ENLISTED : REMEMBER, CARBS ARE STILL CRITICAL :

TO ALL ACLU GLBTQ : BABYSPEAK INTERPRETATION : "...BUT I AM A GENDER-FLUID, PANSEXUAL, SO WHY CAN'T I WEAR BOTH GENDER'S CLOTHING? "

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP ABORTION CLINICS, NEXT TO ALL DAY CARES :

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP FREE ABORTION CLINICS HERE, IN 95% OF ALL MALKS, SHOPPING CENTERS, RETAIL LOCATIONS IN GEORGIA :

TO ALL TRIPLE IDENTICAL TWINS FAMILIES :

TO ALL ACLU : AT J. CREW, SET UP A JOSEPHINE BAKER FASHION SHOW :

TO ALL ENLISTED: REMEMBER, SEX IS ONLY ON BEHALF OF NATIONAL SECURITY, UNTIL WE GET TRUMP IMPEACHED :

TO ALL ENLISTED : SWITCH TO CHIPPENDALES, AND EROTIC POETRY SLAMS :

TO ALL ENLISTED: HOW STANK AZZ, B/C EVERYTIME WE PRAY TO JESUSLAND, HE, AND THE ANGELS ARE MEETING WITH THE DRAGON MON, A LA STARSKY AND HUTCH:

TO ALL ENLISTED: FAVE RECIPES :

TO ALL SEALS : THESE CRIMINALS WILL BE BROUGHT AWAY TO U.S. ARMY RANGER TRAINING COMMANDS :

TO ALL ENLISTED: RUN DRILLS ON THIS COMMON SITUATION :

TO ALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL FEMINISTS : GATHER ALL OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO ALL UNIVERSITIES, COMMUNITY COLLEGES IN THE WORLD :

TO ALL ENLISTED: BUILD THESE, FOR EVERY COMMUNITY COLLEGE :

TO GOD:

TO ALL ENLISTED: GATHER EVERY WEEKEND TO BUDDHIST TEMPLES, TO PRAY :

TO ALL ENLISTED: ROFLMAO!!! THIS IS LIKE BEING PREGNANT IN THE MILITARY; )

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : RUN THE SAME CRUISES, BUT TRAIN ALL AS CIA-USN-USMC, TOP SECRET, IF OVER AGE 12 :

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP EMBRYONIC STEM CELL CLINICS :

TO ALL ENLISTED: SEE IF PATIENT CAN STILL SING LIKE MARIA CALLAS, JULIE ANDREWS, WHITNEY HOUSTON, JEWEL, MARIAH CAREY TOO/MALE VERSIONS, ALONG WITH SPEAK IN TONAL, ASIAN LANGUAGES :

TO ALL ENLISTED: LAMININ CLINICS NEEDED :

TO ALL ENLISTED: SET UP DICHLORPHENAMIDE/KEVEYIS CLINICS EVERYWHERE TOO:

TO ALL ENLISTED: CREATE FDA SAFETY INFORMATION ON THESE PLANTS :

TO ALL U.S. ARMY RANGERS : WE HAVE TO SHOW UP IN PRAYER, TO SELECT NEW ARMY RECRUITS :

TO ALL ARMY DRILL SERGEANTS : THESE WERE FUTURE RECRUITS, SO TRY TO GATHER ALL VOLUNTEERS TO REPLACE THEM :

TO ALL SINGLES : CREATE MYERS-BRIGGS MEETUP GROUPS :

TO ALL BARRIOS: EVERYDAY, DRESS AS A CATHOLIC PRIEST/NUN :

TO ALL ENLISTED: GET ALL FEMALES AGED 7 TO 75 ONTO THE PRENATAL HEALTH CLINICS, DAILY, UNTIL THE OB/GYN FINDS OUT WHAT TO DO :

TO ALL GREENPEACE : ANTIFA-NAZI-ISIS MUST EXIST :

TO VINCE : IT HAPPENED ON LOMBARDY LANE :

TO ALL ENLISTED : REMEMBER, GET ALL ENLISTED VACCINATED FOR FLU, PNEUMOVAX, MMR, DTAP, AND TUBERCULOSIS :

TO ALL CIA : OSTEEN-SCARPONE DEATH, ON 19 SEPTEMBER :

TO BLACK JESUS : GATHER ALL VINCE'S :

TO ALL CHRISTIANS AT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH :

TO ALL BLACK SEALS, AND ALL TOP SECRET CIA: NAZI-ISIS FEMALE TERRORIST:

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : DISTRIBUTE FREE ABORTION PILL KITS TO ALL RV'S, IN THE U.S. :

TO JESUS : WE BETTER GATHER ALL OF THE NEW MEXICANS TO FREE HOSPITALS :

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : GATHER PEDIATRIC ABORTIONISTS FOR THIS AREA :

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : SPIKE BBALL BATS, AND TAKE ALL OF THE FEMALES TO ABORTION CLINICS, FROM ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS, DAILY:

TO ALL ENLISTED : ALL OF ILLINOIS MALLS, SHOPPING CENTERS MUST BE 90% FREE ABORTION CLINICS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THE I.T. SECTOR MUST LIVE, AND WORK AT THEIR OFFICES :

TO ALL FEMINISTS AT AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL : GET ABORTIONISTS FOR ALL OF THE U.S. :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THESE HERNANDEZ ARE VICIOUS THUGS, TO MASS POISON PEOPLE WITH METH :

TO ALL ENLISTED: BOREK, THE ALBANIAN CRACK OF SLOVENIA :

TO ALL ENLISTED : WE'LL HIRE ALL DETAINED, DEPORTED, AS PART OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD, AND IN THE NATO ABORTION CLINICS :

TO ALL NY, NJ, CT : GET ALL FREE ABORTIONS, FOR ETERNITY :

TO ALL ENLISTED: CREATE GREEK VERSIONS OF DEVILED EGGS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : PICKLED FENNEL BULB:)

TO ALL BRITISH SAS : SWITCH TO SINGING THIS IN MY COCKNEY IDIOLECT;)

TO ALL BLACK SEALS : RAID ALL RUSSIAN OLYMPIKKK POWER LIFTING GYMS, IN MELBOURNE METRO, AUSTRALIA :

TO ALL ENLISTED : JUST WANTED TO ALERT YOU TO MAKE A LOOKALIKE OF PUTIN, WHO GANG-RAPED THE US GENERAL'S DAUGHTER, FROM DC METRO, AND RUSSIA :

TO ALL GHETTOS : PRETEND THAT I DRINK, AND KNOW WHAT THIS COURVOIRSIER IS;)

TO MY BROZZER IN HEAVEN : EVERY CHILD BORN AFTER A STILLBORN HAS TO FILL THE ROLE OF THE DECEASED KING OF ASIA ;)

TO ALL ENLISTED : START FLU VACCINATIONS, ON ALL OVER AGE 1 :

TO ALL ENLISTED : GATHER ALL ENLISTED TO TRAIN AS LA LECHE LEAGUE PEDIATRIC NURSE PRACTITIONERS :

TO ALL ASIAN ROYALS-GENERALS-JUDGES-PRESIDENTIAL FAMILIES :

TO ALL BARRIOS : HISPANIKKKAS CAME BY TO LOOK FOR ALL SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE IN MY BUILDING :

TO ALL EGYPTIAN DIPLOMATS : GET A REPLACEMENT TASK FORCE SET UP AT ALL UKRAINIAN EMBASSIES :

TO ALL BARRIOS : I WAS ABLE TO WIN 500 RIFLES, FOR MY BARRIOS, IN ILLINOIS, DC METRO, SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA, AND HAWAII :

TO ALL ENLISTED : THIS CASE MUST BE A RELEASE OF AMBER GUYGER, TO A FREE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, FOR TEN YEARS :

TO ALL ENLISTED :

TO ALL ARCHANGELS : GET SURGICAL BANDAGES, TAPE, FOR THESE STITCHES EMERGENCIES; )

TO ALL ENLISTED: SING ALONG:

TO ALL ENLISTED: ACTIVATE THE NATIONAL GUARDS, IN NYC METRO, AND BOSTON METRO :

TO ALL NAACP FEMINISTS : GATHER ALL OF THE ARYAN DRUG MULES FROM APARTMENT 205, AND THE APARTMENTS UNDERNEATH IT:

TO ALL ENLISTED :

TO ALL ENLISTED: ASSIGN MORE FOODS TO ALL SANCTUARIES, AND ZOOS :

TO ALL ENLISTED : ELK ATTACK : CREATE ELK SLAUGHTERHOUSES, BUTCHER SHOPS, TO FEED ALL HOMELESS IN COLORADO :